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From the Galysh campaign:

What do a retired Superior Court Judge, a well-known 70s comic-actor, and a rock musician running for California State Senate have in common?

All three support Proposition 19, also known as the Regulate, Control and Tax Cannabis Act of 2010. It legalizes various marijuana-related activities, allows local governments to regulate these activities, permits local governments to impose and collect marijuana-related fees and taxes, and authorizes various criminal and civil penalties.

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Paris Hilton upset over cruel rumors – Celebuzz

Demi Moore’s sad midlife crisis – Betty Confidential

John Travolta involved in gay sex scandal – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Man arrested for holding “Impeach Obama” sign – Hammer Of Truth

Lindsay Lohan is already hitting the party scene – Anything Hollywood

Rihanna’s fivehead got much, much bigger – Tabloid Prodigy

Happy 90210 Day!! – Seriously OMG WTF

Britney Spears’ bikini body through the years – Too Fab

Demi Moore Twitpics bikini pics – Lickable Celebs

Angry fans throw bottles at Guns N Roses – Celebrity Smack

Nicole Richie’s eyeshadow covers InStyle UK – Amy Grindhouse

Did Jon Gosselin extort Kate? – Starcasm

Bono for Louis Vuitton – Dipped In Cream

Kellan Lutz shows off his fab abs! – Celebuzz

In case you hadn’t heard, the Jonas Brothers are having an amazing giveaway of their own. In helping with promotion, we’re asking YOU, their fans to link to the giveaway on your Facebook or Twitter account.

Their contest offers five fans and their guests the chance to fly away to see the Jonas Brothers in concert on September 18th. The second place winner will receive a Jonas Brothers autographed guitar, while third place winners will receive a $50 OfficeMax gift card for some back to school shopping!

ENTER HERE – Comment with the URL HERE.

To enter our fantastic giveaway, all you have to do is provide us with a link to where you shared the Jonas Brothers giveaway in your comments here. It’s that simple! You could have an awesome iPod Touch, a signed Jonas Brothers CD and a $50 OfficeMax gift card just for being a rockin’ fan!

Your message on Facebook and/or Twitter should include a link to the Jonas Brothers giveaway (in 140 characters or less), like this:

OfficeMax wants to send you to the Jonas Brothers ‘Live In Concert’ Tour! Enter to win here www.officemax.com/winningthedream #jonasbrothers

When you’ve finished adding the message on Facebook or Twitter, come back to Earsucker and leave a comment with the URL. Easy enough, right? What are you waiting for?!?

Contest ends on September 8th! GO GO GO!

From The Liberator Online published by the Advocates for Self-Government:

Adrian Galysh, says classicrockrevisited.com, “is a West Coast guitar player who is making a name for himself in ‘guitar god’ circles…”

The 35-year-old Galysh (pronounced GAWL-ish) unquestionably is earning a reputation as a stellar guitarist.

Check out some of the musicians he’s performed and/or recorded with: Reb Beach (Alice Cooper, Adrian GalyshWhitesnake, Dokken, Winger), Adrian Belew, Francis Buchhultz (Scorpions), Philip Bynoe (Steve Vai), Larry Carlton, Jerry Corbetta (Sugarloaf), Warren DeMartini (Ratt), Jerry Donahue (Hellicasters), Seymour Duncan, Robben Ford (Miles Davis), Tony Franklin (The Firm, Blue Murder), Mike Keneally (Frank Zappa, Steve Vai), Living Colour, Tony Levin (King Crimson, Peter Gabriel), George Lynch, Yngwie Malmsteen, Michael Manring, Marco Mendoza (Ted Nugent, Whitesnake, Thin Lizzy), Uli Jon Roth (Scorpions), Blues Saracino, Carl Verheyen (Supertramp), and Dweezil Zappa.

Galysh is also a libertarian and Libertarian Party member. He got his political feet wet volunteering with the Ron Paul for President campaign in 2000. Now he’s thrown his guitar pick into the ring, running for the California state senate as a Libertarian advocating, he says, “the ideals of limited government, fiscal responsibility and personal responsibility.”

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T.I. and his wife Tiny Cottle were arrested last night when police noticed the smell of marijuana coming from their vehicle. Doesn’t it seem like this is a recurring thing?!?

TMZ has more:

Law enforcement sources tell us L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies pulled over the multi-platinum selling rapper and his wife in a Maybach on Sunset Boulevard around 10:18PM. Deputies say they smelled marijuana.

When searching the vehicle cops found a controlled substance. Law enforcement sources tell us the controlled substance was not cocaine, but rather the class of controlled substance that triggered the arrest includes methamphetamines and ecstasy.

Reportedly, since T.I. was on probation, this could violate that, causing the rapper to be sent back to prison. They both have since been released from jail on $10,000 bail. Also, both were booked on felony possession charges.

Stay tuned as more details become available.

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Hampton Hotels. All opinions are 100% mine.

Hampton Hotels are hosting their Hampton Chain of Friends Sweepstakes, which is a really awesome contest. You and your chain of friends have the opportunity to win an ENTIRE hotel for two full nights!

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If I won this giveaway, I’d stay at the Hampton in Las Vegas, where I’d have a blast with all of my friends. Can you imagine all of the fun you’re going to have if you win this? I’m entering now. You deserve a weekend vacation with friends. And with the economy in the state that it’s in, why should you have to foot the bill? In addition to that, this would be awesome for your wedding party. They’ll think you went all out!

If I win, I’m bringing all of my close friends. We’re going to Vegas or Hawaii, because work sucks and we definitely need a getaway. It’ll be the best vacation you’ve ever had.

Who would you bring???

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John Cusack may be a douche for having supported Barack Obama in 2008 (join the celebrity douche-club on that one, right?), but I think his recent twitter antics are clearly meant to be taken tongue-in-cheek:

I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS

The funniest part is how Fox News responds and is so obvious in their creative editorializing. I’ll bold things so you can see how they do it so beautifully:

He supported Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election and has contributed to The Huffington Post, but this is the first known time he has stooped to the level of making threats.

And while the U.S. Constitution protects Cusack’s right to speak his mind, some critics say he should be more careful about what he says, since he has more than 200,000 Twitter followers.[...]

[ED- an "expert" arrives!] Cusack could also be doing his career some damage. Image consultant Michael Sands says that Cusack should be worried that his vituperative words could turn off some of his fans.

“I think his fans will not appreciate his tone. They will be turned off to his rhetoric,” Sands told Fox411. “John Cusack is taking his fame too seriously. He is having delusions and his anger towards Fox News may get him arrested!”

I love how Fox News (and Jo Plazza, who some would say is a member of a Satanic Death Cult) starts off claiming that Cusack has all these free speech rights, works diligently to make him a dangerous person and ends with Cusack possibly facing arrest. All without actually… you know… saying anything unfair or unbalanced.

Originally posted at Hammeroftruth.com. Reprinted with permission.

Earlier this year, Michael Douglas complained of a sore throat, but when he went to the doctor, they were unable to find the source of his pain. Since, he has been diagnosed with stage four throat cancer, a disease which he has vowed to beat.

On his diagnosis, he said, “I’ll beat this.”

According to reports, Michael is set to undergo radiotherapy and chemotherapy. These tools may eradicate the cancer, if they work. Otherwise, he may have to undergo a laryngectomy, which may leave him without a voice.

We’re pulling for you Michael! Chin up, buddy. You can make it through this.

Reportedly, reality television actress Kim Kardashian is insecure about her ginormous butt body.

She said, “I’m not always confident, of course I have hang-ups like everyone else. I’ve never been a big fan of my thighs, but I do love my stomach when it’s in shape. I work out with my personal trainer, Gunnar Peterson, for an hour each day and do classes. But I enjoy running on the treadmill.”

On the topic of having plastic surgery, she said, “I don’t worry about aging. I might consider a lift but women in Los Angeles go too far. I don’t want to end up with big puffy lips and a scary stretched back face.”

Too late for that, isn’t it? She’s already a caricature of her former self.

I would hope that Ashton Kutcher wouldn’t be dumb enough to cheat on his wife, Demi Moore, but this is Hollywood and anything goes, apparently.

Star magazine reports:

“Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her,” an eyewitness, who was on his way to the restroom tells Star. “I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn’t Demi.”

I’m not buying it. Even though they have a 15-year age difference, they really seem like a well grounded couple. So far his rep has issued a denial, so we’ll see if anything comes from this.

What do you think?

Kelly Osbourne admits embarrassment at the fact that she had to dry hump her co-star in new flick, Should’ve Been Romeo.

She plays groupie Nicole in the upcoming movie, but says that she had to act out an uncomfortable scene, which has made her consider acting as a full-time career.

She said, “I’ve just finished the first week of shooting on my new film ‘Should’ve Been Romeo’. My character Nicole is very different to me – she’s a bit of a crazy groupie! I just had to dry-hump my co-star Paul Ben Victor for one of the scenes – and I was s**tting myself because it was so sexual and not me. It’s been one of the most amazing experiences of my life – I want to do a gritty drama next.”

I bet she does a fantastic job in the movie. Will you go see it?

Surprise! Jon Gosselin is still a douche! – Betty Confidential

Dancing with the Stars partners revealed! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

The Situation is a DWTS underdog, or so he says – Celebuzz

Kim Kardashian says she’s not a troublemaker – Anything Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan issues cease & desist to her dad – Celebuzz

NFL linebacker Brandon Spikes sex tape leaked – Tabloid Prodigy

Paris Hilton’s yearbook photo, before she was a snot – Starcasm

Quote of the day by Joan Rivers – I Need My Fix

Katy Perry covers up, looks dumb – Amy Grindhouse

Real men wear pink – Celebrity Smack

Justin Bieber was joined onstage at Madison Square Garden by teen queen Miley Cyrus. The duo performed Overboard. Miley wore a little black dress and some knee boots.

In the video, you can see Justin flirting with her. Maybe now that she’s single, they’ll get together?

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I hate to break it to you guys, but just because Karissa Shannon says she fooled around with Heidi Montag in a sex tape, doesn’t mean it actually exists.

Case in point: Heidi is in Costa Rica right now to have some time away from Spencer Pratt. Yet, he’s right there with her for their “dog exchange”.

Besides that, Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steven Hirsch has already called Spencer’s bluff and has asked to see at least 30 seconds of the tape before he makes the trip to Costa Rica to start negotiations.

Doesn’t Heidi look so surprised that the paparazzi are there snapping away? She’s trying that acting thing, I guess.

Kellan Lutz took off his clothes and modeled in his Calvins for their X campaign. But now, the actor says that he doesn’t want to be known as a piece of meat. Go figure.

In a new interview, the actor said, “Producers and studios know what sells. It’s nice to be one of the guys that can help sell a movie by taking his shirt off.”

Indeed. And you should be happy that men and women alike shell out the dough to see your shirtless self. Don’t be an ingrate, man.

He added, “By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It’s funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.”

So when does the shirt removal commence?

In case you hadn’t heard, Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is set to “move her hips” on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.

She’s obviously continuing on with her “I’m a good girl” image even though she was knocked up as a teen. She said that she plans on bringing modesty to the dance floor on the show. Ahh, yes, those American values we’ve all heard about.

She said, “I think I will be the most dressed contestant and have the most modest outfits for sure because that’s who I am.”

Boring!

She also went on to say that she wants to set a good example for her son, Tripp, who she says “loves dancing around bopping his head.” She added, “I see this as something that’s fun and that’s positive and I’m going to be able to show my work ethic to people out there.”

I wonder who they’re going to partner her up with? Any guesses? Think she’ll last longer than three weeks on the show?