EarSucker

Jump In My Car
by David Hasselhoff

Hoff: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. Mmm, jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.
Girls: No thank you sir.
Hoff: Ah, c’mon, I’m a trustworthy guy.
Girls: No thank you sir.
Hoff: Oh little girl I wouldn’t tell you no lie
Girls: I know your game
Hoff: How can you say that, we only just met
Girls: You’re all the same
Hoff: Ooh, she’s got me there, but I’ll get her yet
Girls: I got you there
Hoff: No you didn’t, I was catching my breath. And look it’s starting to rain and baby you’ll catch your death.
Girls: Well, I don’t know
Hoff: Ah, come on it costs nothing to try. And you’ll arrive home nice and dry.

Hoff: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. C’mon jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.

Hoff: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. C’mon jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.
Girls: Well maybe I will.
Hoff: Ah, that’s better now, you’re talking sense.
Girls: You best be keep still.
Hoff: Well, if you like I’ll just put up a fence.
Girls: No need to get smart.
Hoff: Well alright we’ll soon be on our way.
Girls: We better start.
Hoff: What for?
Girls: Because it’s such a long way.
Hoff: Well, why, where d’you live?
Girls: I live down south, it’s roughly eighty-four miles.
Hoff: Hey slow down, you must be joking there behind that cute smile.
Girls: Oh, no I’m not.
Hoff: Well, if you’re not there’s only one thing to say.
Girls: And what’s that?
Hoff: Get out the car, get on your way.

Hoff: Get out of my car.
Girls: But you just said that you’d take me home.
Hoff: Well, it’s just too far.
Girls: But there’s no way that I can get there alone.
Hoff: I couldn’t care less.
Girls: Maybe I could see you next week.
Hoff: But you look a mess.
Girls: Look who’s talking, you got no right to speak.

Hoff: Get out of my car!
Girls: You told me that you’re a really nice guy
Hoff: Well I am… Yeah! Get out of my car. Get out! Get out of my car!