earsucker

It’s not the comeback of the century, but it’s just okay.

Listen to Gimme More.

Gimme More by Britney Spears
Lyrics

(It’s Britney, bitch)
(I see you, and I just wanna dance with you)

Everytime they turn the lights down
Just wanna go that extra mile for you
Public display of affection
Feel’s like no one else in the room (The room)

We can get down like there’s no one around
We’ll keep on rockin’ (We’ll keep on rockin’)
We’ll keep on rockin’ (Keep on rockin’)

Cameras are flashing my way dirty dancing
They keep watchin’ (They keep watchin’)
Keep watchin
Feel’s like the crowd is saying

[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more

Center of attention (‘tention)
Even when they’re up against the wall
You got me in a crazy position (Yeah)
If you’re on a mission (Uh-uh)
You got my permission (Oh)

We can get down like there’s no one around
We’ll keep on rockin’ (Keep on rockin’)
We’ll keep on rockin’, rockin’ (Uh-uh)

Cameras are flashing my way dirty dancing
They keep watchin’ (Wait)
Keep watchin
(Feel’s like the crowd is saying)

[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more

Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more

(I just can’t control myself, oh)
(They want more? Well I’ll give ‘em more, oh!)

[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more (Gimme more)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more (Ooh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more (Gimme more, oh yeah)
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more

Ohh, gimme more, gimme more (More)
Gimme more, gimme more baby
I just wanna more

[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme
Gimme
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme (Ooh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme (Ooh)
Gimme gimme

Bet you didn’t see this one coming
The incredible Lygo
The lengendary Miss Britney Spears, haha
And the unstoppable Danja
Ha, you gonna have to remove me
Cause I ain’t goin’ no where, haha
(More)

I expressed my tendency to yack over crap like this over at my new celebrity blog, Tragicomical, yesterday.

Here, you can see Amy Winehouse and her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, sharing a smooch in the Caribbean, recently.

It still makes me want to vomit. I wish she’d get better already, so we don’t have to look at this crap.

Apparently, she is bailing on the MTV VMAs. I don’t really care for her music, so to me, this is a non-event. I like Lily Allen a lot better, and that’s not saying much.

The famous slacker, Kevin Federline, is asking to have Britney front his attorney’s fees. God only knows the depths at which this loser will sink.

Spears is “clearly the ‘monied party’” in the dispute and should pay $50,000 for Federline’s litigation expenses, Kaplan argued.

Of course she is, retard! Why do you think he married her? Duh!

See a resemblance? I didn’t think so. So, ignore those reports flying around that Sean Kingston landed the role to play the slain rapper in the movie based on his life.

If your mug looks like Biggie’s, upload your photo to BiggieCasting and take your shot at fame!

According to reports, Britney Spears had the chance to snatch up “Umbrella” before Rihanna was offered the smash hit single. Rihanna loved it, but was told it was on hold for Britney. Apparently Britney’s people never called back.

Go Rihanna, you were the best choice for that song, anways.

Britney, if you keep ignoring hits, you’re gonna be a has-been.

I guess Bret really wanted to know how average or (and I quote) “above” average his junk is.

He measured it. Hmmm….sounds very adolescent to me. I just got to wonder, does he have a name for it, too?

As I was watching his show, Rock of Love for the very first time (last night), I can’t believe that all those chicks are really trying so hard to get with him. Ladies, wake up, the 80′s called and they want their rock icon back.

The frenzy over Poison and Bret Michaels has died down, because…..(wait for it)…they haven’t done JACK.

Here’s a shot from the 80′s so that you can remember how cool they were:

Slayer guitarrist, Kerry King, has a nice collection of snakes, actually.

I found this out from Blabbermouth, who linked to Blender’s snake filled video of the metal god.

Enjoy!

Ha. Just earlier today, I wrote the Eff Billy Corgan post and to read this! Hahaha

Reznor says:

“I was never a big SMASHING PUMPKINS fan back when they were the PUMPKINS, not to shit on Billy or anything but I don’t hear anything that would make me want to care. I think trying to resurrect the name SMASHING PUMPKINS… it’s all a bit corporate for me.”

Yes, I have an opinion on everything. When the Smashing Pumpkins singer made a comment that American girls are sluts, my ears perked up. We are?

Eff Bill Corgan, keep your crappy “1979″ song in the U.K. You used to be popular, but now, not so much.

Halfway through the band’s set, he caught sight of a woman in a skimpy outfit – to which he said, “There’s something about a girl who’s willing to take her top off so quickly.”

He told the crowd, “American girls are sluts too.

“See – isn’t it great to be alternative – you can say all those things.”

I would never take my top off at a concert, so there! Putz!

What’s next for Blake Lewis, you ask?

The American Idol runner up has inked a record deal with Arista. Apparently, they must think he has some marketable talent:

“Blake has a strong music sensibility and knows who he is and what his music should represent,” said Clive Davis, chairman and CEO of BMG Label Group, Arista’s parent. “His collaborators are all knocked out by him.”

I didn’t care for his version of “This is my now”, but maybe he did crappy on that so that he wouldn’t have to have that crap song on his new album.

Good lord, I know that Britney Spears has done some crazy stuff. She married Kevin Federline, for example, and all the way to shaving her head, these things are really standing out against her.

I would never suggest that Britney be awarded Mother of the Year or anything, but her every move is subject to public scrutiny. Anytime she steps out of the house, the photographers are there, trying to earn their dollar.

Can you imagine what that has to be like? If you go to the store to pick up a pack of gum, they want to take your picture. If you want to go out for dinner, guess who’s there? If you’re out with your children, the time and the location of where you take them are up for criticism.

I wouldn’t trade the privacy that I have as a regular citizen for that life.

Just recently, the SPCA was called to ensure that Britney was properly caring for her dog, London. If I had a dog and it’s leg got broken, I don’t imagine anyone would think fowl play was involved. I would say that we all need to let up on Britney and let her go away for a little bit.

She’s overexposed right now.