I wonder if Bret Michaels named it, too
by 
Roberta on August 29th, 2007
I guess Bret really wanted to know how average or (and I quote) “above” average his junk is.
He measured it. Hmmm….sounds very adolescent to me. I just got to wonder, does he have a name for it, too?
As I was watching his show, Rock of Love for the very first time (last night), I can’t believe that all those chicks are really trying so hard to get with him. Ladies, wake up, the 80’s called and they want their rock icon back.
The frenzy over Poison and Bret Michaels has died down, because…..(wait for it)…they haven’t done JACK.
Here’s a shot from the 80’s so that you can remember how cool they were:
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12 opinions for I wonder if Bret Michaels named it, too
Aug 29, 2007 at 9:01 am
I can’t believe I’m actually watching this damn show…LOL.
Aug 29, 2007 at 9:04 am
Dexie,
I agree. I found myself intrigued at how much these girls will do to stay in Bret’s good favor. I wouldn’t do any of that for Bret, but show me Joe Elliott, then we’d be talkin…lol
Aug 29, 2007 at 8:01 pm
come onthose girls? What about the girls from the flava o love? I’m not stickin up for brett but atleast he’s halfway handsome even though he is still dressing like its 1988. VH1 is notorious for giving wash outs a seventeeth chance. When Baio’s finished the next will be “Ron Jeremy is 88 and still screwin”
Aug 29, 2007 at 8:03 pm
ok, that didnt come out right, I meant Come on, THOSE Girls?..not come on…well you get the picture
Mar 4, 2008 at 6:24 pm
BRET MACHAELS is so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 4, 2008 at 6:26 pm
BRET I LOVE YOU SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROCK OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!!ROCKS
Mar 13, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I l o v e Bret Michaels but this has got to be the gayest photo I have ever seen.
Mar 13, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I l o v e Bret Michaels but this has got to be the gayest photo I have ever seen.
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Mar 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm
hahahahahhahahha funny shit
May 8, 2008 at 9:24 am
bret so hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
May 8, 2008 at 9:27 am
how i prayed that you love no one else like you say you love meeeeeeeeelife goes on THE BESYT SONG EVER
May 8, 2008 at 9:27 am
how i prayed that you love no one else like you say you love meeeeeeeeelife goes on THE BESYT SONG EVER
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