I wonder if Bret Michaels named it, too
By ROBERTA — Aug 29th, 2007
I guess Bret really wanted to know how average or (and I quote) “above” average his junk is.
He measured it. Hmmm….sounds very adolescent to me. I just got to wonder, does he have a name for it, too?
As I was watching his show, Rock of Love for the very first time (last night), I can’t believe that all those chicks are really trying so hard to get with him. Ladies, wake up, the 80’s called and they want their rock icon back.
The frenzy over Poison and Bret Michaels has died down, because…..(wait for it)…they haven’t done JACK.
Here’s a shot from the 80’s so that you can remember how cool they were:
I can’t believe I’m actually watching this damn show…LOL.
Dexie, I agree. I found myself intrigued at how much these girls will do to stay in Bret’s good favor. I wouldn’t do any of that for Bret, but show me Joe Elliott, then we’d be talkin…lol
come onthose girls? What about the girls from the flava o love? I’m not stickin up for brett but atleast he’s halfway handsome even though he is still dressing like its 1988. VH1 is notorious for giving wash outs a seventeeth chance. When Baio’s finished the next will be “Ron Jeremy is 88 and still screwin”
ok, that didnt come out right, I meant Come on, THOSE Girls?..not come on…well you get the picture
BRET MACHAELS is so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRET I LOVE YOU SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROCK OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!!ROCKS
I l o v e Bret Michaels but this has got to be the gayest photo I have ever seen.
I l o v e Bret Michaels but this has got to be the gayest photo I have ever seen.hahahahahhahahha funny shit
bret so hottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
how i prayed that you love no one else like you say you love meeeeeeeeelife goes on THE BESYT SONG EVER
how i prayed that you love no one else like you say you love meeeeeeeeelife goes on THE BESYT SONG EVER
GET REAL!!! ALL MEN at some point or other measure it, or have a girlfriend or wife do it. They ALL want to think they have the MOST junk. Naming it, lol..lol. I have yet to meet a man who hasn’t named his. ADMITTING he named it is another story. Leave Poison alone. They were doing what everyone else was in the 80’s. Look at many other popular bands at that time. Makeup and big hair was in for the Men.