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With the season coming to a close, Bret starts out the finale by taking Heather out for a dune buggy date. The two are having fun, while Bret starts to feel bad. His diabetes was giving him trouble. Unbeknownst to Heather, he’s feeling like crap. He suggests food, she suggests that she drive the dune buggy.

Afterwards, he takes her back to his place for some nookie and sends her back on her way to L.A. Before leaving, she warns Jes that she should think about where Bret’s mouth has been when kissing him. Then, off she goes.

Jes’ date with Bret starts out on a yacht where Jes confesses that she doesn’t know if she should take that jump and fall in love with him. He convinces her to let her guard down. At dinner, he confides in Jes on how to save his life, if he goes into a diabetic coma. She cry, and they share a moment.

They go back to his room for some jacuzzi fun. In the morning, it’s back to L.A. for her, too, so that he can enjoy Cabo San Lucas and think about the decision that he has to make.

He gets back to L.A. and hasn’t made his decision. He asks the girls if they’d both be his girlfriend. Heather says yes and Jes says that she wouldn’t share the one she cares about. Bret finally sees that maybe Heather was wanting Bret to be her meal ticket and sends her on her way. She doesn’t even stop to kiss him or say good bye. She bad-mouths him in the car, the whole way.

Jes was Bret’s “rock of love”. How cute. And formulaic. We could kinda see this one a mile away, but we watched anyways.

Good show.

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Poor Tone Loc’s vocals sounds like he raked his vocal chords over a cheese grater. Together, P-Nasty and The Locster beat up the song that once made millions:

Here’s Britney Spears, pimping out her new fragrance, Believe. Her pic is photoshopped to smithereens and it doesn’t even look like her. Where’s the Cheeto bag? lol

Shakira looks great! I love her hair straightened and she just looks so mature.

Madonna & Donna Summer were nominated for induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame! [She Plays Music]

The top 5 places to buy DRM-Free music! [Our Digital Music]

Mike reviews Ryan Adams, The National, & Fischerspooner! [Big Apple Music Scene]

It’s the last day to try for this contest! [Metal Martyr]

Ever get a song stuck in your head? [Hippie Sounds]

Kanye West might drown in his own self worth! [Hip Hop Roll]

The next artist of the week is Martha Wainwright! [52 Bands]

Guess who’s releasing their first digital download! [The Production Side]

Waymond Anderson, who is locked up for a separate crime not involving the slain rapper stated that he lied in an attempt to get money out of the city for the victim’s family:

Anderson’s deposition, first reported Wednesday in the Los Angeles Times, states that he was offered a portion of any settlement if he testified that former police Officer Rafael Perez told him that another ex-police officer, David Mack, was involved.

Both Mack and Perez have long denied any involvement in the March 9, 1997, murder of the New York rapper, also known as Biggie Smalls.

“I don’t know David Mack, I don’t know Rafael Perez,” Anderson said in the deposition. “It was a lie, and I’m ashamed of it.”

Somehow, somewhere, we need to get to the truth behind the slaying of Christopher Wallace. This is a tragedy and with all of the DNA and forensics science of our time, we should’ve been able to find a viable answer already.

Here, we have Jayden James and Sean Preston Federline holding hands, with Britney at the wheel.

Any takers?

This isn’t the first time that Britney Spears has gone out with ratty looking hair. I would think someone should tell her that she shouldn’t dye her fake hair.

Ladies, here’s what not to do:

Drugs are bad….mmmkay?

Can you imagine the thought of Meg White making a sex tape? Sheesh. I don’t have the stomach to watch that to make any sort of judgment.

But leaving an even more sour taste in our mouths is some of their suggestions that the emergence of the tape is why Meg cancelled the previously scheduled US and UK tours, after citing her suffering from “acute anxiety” as the reason.

I looked at the photos, and it doesn’t look like like Meg.

And I can’t wait. Dr. Dre helped form the rap scene as it is today and is the main reason that I still listen to it. He helped Eminem blow up, then 50 Cent. Now, it’s Dre’s turn, for one last time. Built up to be the iconic rap album that everyone is going to own (or want to), “Detox” will be Dr. Dre’s last contribution to the rap game:

“I think it’s time to move on,” he tells the Los Angeles Times, calling rhyming “a young man’s game.” According to Interscope, there is no firm date for the album.

Dr. Dre also plans to possibly direct and score new films for New Line Cinemas:

Dre recently inked a multi-year production pact with New Line Cinema, under which he will join longtime collaborator, director Phillip G. Atwelll, to score and possibly direct films.

Dre’s branching out, yo.

Pictured, Britney Spears is at her new home on September 22nd. She’s got a lot to talk about. In August, Britney hit another car while attempting to park. Now, instead of doing the right thing and leaving her information for the unsuspecting victim, Ms. Spears checked her own car and left the scene.

Three days after the accident, the owner of the other vehicle, Kim Robard-Rifkin, filed a police report, and investigators later determined that Spears does not have a license, officials said.

Robard-Rifkin, a 59-year-old registered nurse, learned it was Spears who had hit her car through a video posted on the celebrity Web site CelebTV.com.

Now, she’s got legal trouble to boot, stemming from the accident. Besides being just plain stupid, these charges could have been totally avoided.

I don’t feel sorry for her, she has a gazillion dollars and trained monkeys to do her bidding. She should’ve known better.

Slash, guitar virtuoso for Velvet Revolver, was caught speeding and he’s blaming Megadeth’s new album, United Abominations:

The rocker was caught speeding by police as he blasted United Abominations from his car’s sound system – forgetting he wasn’t behind the wheel of a rocket.

United Abominations must be rockin’. When you get that kind of publicity, it has to be great. Megadeth should pay for the ticket that Slash got, just because they’re friends.

I personally like Sebastian Bach’s voice, when it came to hard rock. However, when it came time, they both butchered the RUN DMC classic, “It’s Tricky”:

Murdered it.

We’re not saying that the bands listed below suck, just the opposite. They just have really awkward names that will make you think ‘what?’

1. Atreyu

Even though their music kicks butt, the name Atreyu can’t help but to bring back memories of The Neverending Story. Were their parents killed by a purple buffalo after they were born? Probably not, so we’ll forgive the name, and love the music they make.
Atreyu’s MySpace

2. Three Days Grace

Again, love the music, not necessarily the band name. The name Three Days Grace sounds like a grace period that you have to pay back your loan.
Three Days Grace’s MySpace


3. Plain White T’s

At first glance of this band name, I didn’t know exactly what genre it was. I thought it would be rap, but I stand corrected. Are all of the good band names taken? Just sayin’.
Plain White T’s’ MySpace

4. Rise Against

Besides obviously missing something they’re “rising against”, I just couldn’t endorse this band name. It sounds like they have an unfinished sentence. Think: Rage Against The Machine.
Rise Against’s MySpace

5. Papa Roach

Indeed we love the music that comes out of Papa Roach, what would possess you to name your band that? It sounds like he is the head roach in charge. Chicks don’t dig bugs, dude.
Papa Roach’s MySpace

6. Scary Kids Scaring Kids

Makers of fine new rock music, they are indeed. The name is long and lends a thinking to Halloween and the bigger kids going bagsnatching. Why must we scare other kids?
Scary Kid’s MySpace

7. Bowling For Soup

That must be some really good tasting soup. Seriously, who had the eureka moment and decided to name the band Bowling For Soup? They put out good music, though, and that’s the point, right?
Bowling For Soup’s MySpace

8. Reel Big Fish

Are they telling us to reel in big fish? Or, have they mispelled “real”, as in large?
Reel Big Fish’s MySpace

9. Saliva
It’s spit, ’nuff said.
Saliva’s MySpace

10. 3 Doors Down

I still wonder who or what resides three doors down. And, three doors down from where?
3 Doors Down’s MySpace

11. Scissor Sisters

Are they a hair salon? I bet they can cut some serious hair. Appointment at eleven, please.
Scissor Sisters’ MySpace

12. Puddle Of Mudd

Would you step in one? Probably not. Walk around, folks.
Puddle Of Mudd’s MySpace

13. 36 Crazyfists

That’s 18 mean dudes. Or, maybe the name of some Indian Chief who gives a royal beatdown.
36 Crazyfists’ MySpace

14. cKy

Isn’t this a perfume put out by Calvin Klein? I’m sure it smells great.
cKy’s MySpace

15. Dirty Pretty Things

Nothing like an oxymoron to kick off the thoughts in your head about a band. They’re actually quite good, though.
Dirty Pretty Things’ MySpace

16. Say Anything

Sound like an 80’s John Cusack movie to you? Thought so.
Say Anything’s MySpace

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I think Trent Reznor is fed up with the record companies charging fans an arm and a leg for his albums.

In this Youtube video, Trent asks the crowd if they’ve noticed the album prices coming down, and when he hears a resounding “No!”, his response? “Steal it”:

Trent rocks, plain and simple. It doesn’t help that he’s hot. (wink)

Britney Spears in Los Angeles on 9/18, giving the paps the finger:

In Britney’s defense, I’d be flipping a photographer off, too, if I was being followed everywhere I went and they had their cameras in my face 24/7. I guess it’s the price you pay for fame. I’m starting to believe that she tips them off as to where she’s going to be.

Maybe we should remember this when she puts her album out, though.