EarSucker

Like that would be hard for us anyways, eh?

Actually, the former employees of Miss Spears are asking all of us to boycott their former employer until she gets better:

A group of people who used to be in Britney Spears’ life–an ex-bodyguard, back up dancer, make-up artist, and former friends–have created a Myspace account called “Be Proactive to Help” that is telling everyone to boycott the new Britney Spears album “Blackout” to send her a message to clean up her act.

We need to boycott her like she’s obviously boycotted getting her nails done.