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Per TMZ, we’ve just found out that the heiress was placed in her home as a form of punishment. Couldn’t she hack jail life?

Is there no justice in this world when Paris Hilton is released on house arrest due to medical conditions?!?!?

My guess is that the trainwreck stopped eating, call it a hunch.

So much for her prison diary, eh?

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.”

Ahhh, being a celebrity has its perks, yes?

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