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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are auctioning off items from three of their homes for Sharon’s colon cancer charity. Items include a Regency fruitwood dining room table, a pool table handcrafted for Ozzy, a Les Paul, and a lot of other items, not including Ozzy’s boxer shorts:

Ozzy said: “I don’t know why we are selling everything as I want it all. Sharon tells me that we have to, otherwise our house will f****** explode. As long as she does not ask me for a pair of my boxers for the auction I will support it, especially since it is helping raise funds for her charity.”

I certainly would not want Jack’s bed, though. Since rumors have floated around that he bedded Paris Hilton, you never know what may be lurking in his sheets.

See the official press release here.

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