Poor Scarlett Johansson can’t sing for crap
Someone should’ve pulled Scarlett Johansson aside and said, ‘Ya know, you might not have the voice for this” or maybe plainly, “You suck as a singer, stick to acting.”
Apparently no one had the cohones to tell her. So I’ll do it for you.
Scarlett, you suck as a singer, please continue doing movies or making Justin Timberlake videos. Thanks, Earsucker.
See, now that wasn’t so hard, was it?
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3 opinions for Poor Scarlett Johansson can’t sing for crap
Kel
May 10, 2008 at 12:02 am
lol she sounds like she’s dying.
Roberta
May 10, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I know, right. I can’t get past the tone deafness or just any of it. She thinks she’s being artsy or something…yech
Leppy
May 12, 2008 at 11:33 am
OMFG!! Britney Spears sounds better than her!!
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