Poor Scarlett Johansson can’t sing for crap

posted by roberta — May 8th, 2008

Someone should’ve pulled Scarlett Johansson aside and said, ‘Ya know, you might not have the voice for this” or maybe plainly, “You suck as a singer, stick to acting.”

Apparently no one had the cohones to tell her. So I’ll do it for you.

Scarlett, you suck as a singer, please continue doing movies or making Justin Timberlake videos. Thanks, Earsucker.

See, now that wasn’t so hard, was it?

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8 Comments

  1. lol she sounds like she’s dying.

    Comment by Kel — May 10, 2008 @ 12:02 am

  2. I know, right. I can’t get past the tone deafness or just any of it. She thinks she’s being artsy or something…yech

    Comment by Roberta — May 10, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

  3. OMFG!! Britney Spears sounds better than her!!

    Comment by Leppy — May 12, 2008 @ 11:33 am

  4. She really hurts my head to listen to her. You can tell that she sang and they tried to make it sound better with computer technology but that didn’t work either. She just sucks so bad I mean she is worse the Lindsey Lohan, Hillary Duff and Miley Cyrus combined.

    Comment by Kelly Phillips — May 21, 2008 @ 12:44 am

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  7. i’m sorry but she sux, and for the one who says britney sings better, i say OF course she does,’cause she’s got a nice voice and she Can sing so of course she’s better

    Comment by dali — May 23, 2009 @ 4:18 pm

  8. well it’s not that bad,i think it’s pretty unique,she’s not being typical and i respect that about her,but i mean of course britney sounds better,she’s a singer since she’s been a little a girl,scarlett is an actress trying to sing

    Comment by johnny — May 27, 2009 @ 5:50 pm

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