EarSucker

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Ashlee Simpson is putting off her “long anticipated” (yeah, right!) summer tour. She is probably going to cite her pregnancy and health reasons as the culprit, but we know the real reason why she’s postponing the show….

It’s because she sucks! No one was really going to buy tickets to hear her “sing” anyways. Besides that, it will give her free time to pimp out her baby bump to the tabloids and make oodles of cash.