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In his newest video blog, Diddy is going on about John McCain’s Vice Presidential pick, Sarah Palin. What he doesn’t realize is that McCain is really trying to get the Clinton vote by selecting a woman as his running mate. Last time, he ranted about gas prices being too high for him to fuel his jet…..what a tool. Like we’re supposed to feel sorry for him?

Not workin, dude. And note to Diddy, keep the camera still, man.

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Michael Jackson turned 50 yesterday and the man still creeps me out. He says that he has no plans of retiring from the music scene any time soon and says that he has “great things” planned for his career.

He says, “I am still looking forward to doing a lot of great things, so that’s hard – I think the best is yet to come in my true humble opinion.”

How can a dude sing with virtually no nose? That’s what I wanna know.

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Jessica Simpson has vowed to cut off all ties with her exes Nick Lachey and John Mayer, because she wants to continue getting it on with hottie Tony Romo. She has reportedly changed her cell phone number and email address in attempt to show Romo that she means business. But she doesn’t care if he does the same, because she’s not like that or some crap. You know he called Carrie Underwood, though, right?

She says, “I don’t want anybody that’s been in my life in my life anymore, and I don’t want them to have any way of contacting me…I’m not just dating for fun. I want kids someday. I want a family.”

Good lord, her sister is already reproducing…..what on Earth would we do if Jessica procreated? I’ll tell you: Run!

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Ricky Martin says that he’ll be a good father to the twins that mysteriously came out of nowhere. He actually bought had them through a surrogate mother.

Sources say that Ricky sees their birth as an opportunity to make things right in his life. He wants to be the kind of father for his boys that his own dad never was to him.

Interesting.

A statement on his website says: “Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children.”

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Hootie & The Blowfish have officially split up so that singer Darius Rucker can pursue a career as a solo country star.

Well that’s great. Who knew we’d lose another one to country music. First it was Jessica Simpson, now Darius Rucker.

Darius says, “We have four charity gigs every year and we will still do them, but we will not do a record or tour. Even when we play now, we’re not as close as we were. I don’t miss the getting big or all that stuff, I miss when we were real close.

Darius says that he’ll consider a reunion after he gets that country crap out of his system. We’ll be waiting.

I’ve heard that the server here at b5 is going to be down for some much needed maintenance over the weekend.

We’re not going anywhere, the techies that are in charge here need to do some upgrades. Just fyi.

Earsucker still lives. Suck it, Robertas Fanny.

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Apparently I’m not the only one that thinks Miley Cyrus sucks. Project Runway host Tim Gunn is blasting Miley for dressing “too tarty.”

He says, “Forgive me. She’s just a little too tart. I don’t want her to look like she’s going into a convent school. But it’s just a little too much for a 15-year-old. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear she was 25.”

Mwuhahahaha!

I like this video, if you don’t, wait a few minutes, it’ll grow on you.

Selena Gomez just released this official video for Tell Me Something I Don’t Know. I’ll tell you something that you probably already do know, she sings a lot better than Miley Cyrus.

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Apparently Google ads haven’t caught up with the fact that American Idol creators have added a fourth judge to their ranks.

Recently, the powers that be at American Idol introduced Kara DioGuardi as their newest addition. Get with the times, google!

It’s Friday, it’s time to have some fun.

Don’t you just love Joel McHale….he’s just so freakin’ funny. This is the only possible way I’d get through this song/video.

Hat tip to DListed

Joe Jonas and his brothers tried to trick Demi Lovato into thinking that he made a scratch and sniff website.

Then, they announce that her new album is coming out on September 23rd.

The reporter must’ve asked Solange something to do with Jay-Z’s club 40/40 closing, because when she went on the air, she snapped at the reporter. A voice in the background says, “That wasn’t live Solange, that wasn’t on TV.”

Open mouth, insert foot.

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Madonna is being sued!

The suit was filed by Jay Dykes, Jr of Dykes and Dykes LLC for $400,000 for a loan that Madonna used to make the movie Material Girls. He is also saying that he was never given the co-producer credit that he claims to have purchased with the loan.

Madonna, get your purse out and pay the dude already. You can afford it!

Katy Perry is letting some chick put plaster on her boobs for breast cancer.

Good for her. The plastered boobs will go to auction for a good cause.

Some men are probably thinking they should’ve just auctioned off the ‘making of’ video…I’m sure.

Skwerl over at Antiquiet was arrested for distributing nine tracks off of the new Guns N Roses album, Chinese Democracy.

Someone else stole this crap off of the internet and this dude puts it on his blog and he’s the one that gets arrested?

Crazy. I say it’s just not worth it. What has Axl Rose done for you lately? Nada. There have been excuses after excuses and still no album. Axl should’ve put that crap on his site a long time ago and hoped that it sold. What the crap.

It probably sucked anyways.

Gotta love these two together. Are you going to watch the show? I would, if they’d promise to have Britney performing and Kanye ticked off about it.