There was a Miley Cyrus death hoax & I missed it!

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Dagnabbit, I always miss the good stuff. Like this craptastic hoax. It’s not fair.
Actress Miley Cyrus Died in Terrible Car Accident
Teen star of the hit Disney television series ‘Hannah Montana’ Miley Cyrus appears to have died in a tragic car accident in the early hours of Friday morning. The young starlet was on her way to the filming of the upcoming ‘Hannah Montana’ Series when her vehicle was reportedly hit by a large truck. Witnesses estimate the colliding vehicle was traveling at ‘At least 55 mph’ and had ‘Run a stop sign.’ Although rushed in a critical condition to Pacific Alliance Medical Centre, the news broke quickly amongst reporters that the teen had succumbed to her injuries during surgery.
Oh if it were only true. Ya know, I’d settle for her shutting her pie hole once in a while.
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Roberta on September 7th, 2008
2 opinions for There was a Miley Cyrus death hoax & I missed it!
Nov 11, 2008 at 8:08 am
poor man… wish she were dead… wish you were dead becaus all you say is stupid bullshitt… if you dont like her, switch another channel on the tv or get another channel in the radio… still you wish you have she…
Nov 11, 2008 at 10:06 am
Really?!? You do realize that this is my website, so why don’t you take that Miley lovin’ nonsense somewhere else. Thanks in advance.
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