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Oh my God, take me now. There really are no words for this kind of heinous nonsense.

Perez Hilton taped himself dancing along to Britney Spears’ “controversial” song, “If You Seek Amy”.

Seriously, some people don’t belong in video. And who else on this planet, has pictures of themselves all around their own house? Good Christ, where’s the eye bleach? Once you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it, can you?

Paris Hilton’s soon-to-be shunned BFF Brittany Flickinger has put out a song. I thought 2008 was the year of the vocoder. It’s not a bad song, per se, but I’d love to hear what kind of crap she spews without the aid of electronics.

This song will not go over well at the clubs. She’s no Lady Gaga, that’s for sure. What do you think?

First of all, I’ve never heard of Kalenna. I’ve listened to this reported song of Lady Gaga’s, but can’t hear her in it all. It was said that she was singing part of the chorus, but I can’t hear it. Can you?

Either way, this song sucks. Thoughts? If Lady Gaga sang it, it might’ve sounded better, but that’s just my opinion.

Christina Aguilera covered “Falling In Love Again (Can’t Help It) for the movie, “The Spirit”. The song was originally done by Marlene Dietrich for her 1930 movie, “Blue Angel”.

I’m digging her version of the song, it sounds great. Slow and sultry enough to listen to on a relaxing night in. What do you think?

Dang. Girl’s got some pipes! She tore that song up! Pat Benatar most-likely approves. But there is only one problem, Joanna Pacitti is already established in the music business.

She had already been signed to a record deal with A&M Records and has a record through Geffen called “This Crazy Life” from 2006.

Here, she talks about the album:

Here’s the song that she did with Britney Spears for “Circus”, called “Out From Under”:

And finally, here’s “Watch Me Shine” which was featured on the soundtrack to “Legally Blonde”:

Too much experience to become America’s next Idol? What do you think? She could probably win easily, she’s got a good voice. Thoughts?

It was rumored earlier that Kanye West was into doing some freaky stuff. He reportedly had ambitions to do bisexual porn, according to AVN.

He has taken to his official site to dispute the rumors, of course, in all caps:

I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I’M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST FIRST PEOPLE BELIEVED THE TWITTER/STEVEN COLBERT THING, ROLLING STONE EVEN PRINTED IT!!!! NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY’S ACTUALLY HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT… HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL!

Craziness. Poor guy keeps getting it on all ends. Oh, I guess that would be a porn, wouldn’t it? My bad.

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This is way too funny not to share. 50 Cent was at Sundance promoting his Vitamin Water when he got up on stage and brought Jim Carrey up there with him. Fiddy started rapping, “In Da Club” for Jim’s birthday.

It’s too funny. Someone didn’t tell Jim that white boys can’t dance….LOL

Say what? Yes, Kanye West said that he’s open to doing bisexual scenes for porn. Have you eaten lunch yet? I’m sorry if you have, because this quote might make you want to gag.

Kanye sez, “I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but f*ck it. I’m open to doing porn. Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes – myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women. I know people will find that as some weird sh*t, but I am who I am.”

Earlier this month, Kanye said that he would like to pose naked. Kanye’s crazy.

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In a new video, Miley Cyrus addresses all of the haters with a dumb little rap. She needs to go away already. But she love love lovessssssssssssss her fans….blah blah blah.

Go away little girl. She really has no talent and can’t really sing….

Two weeks ago, Stephen Colbert interviewed Lawrence Lessig about copyright laws. He joked that when he wants to listen to a song again, he buys the entire CD again. People were already starting to remix the interview, and, thus the Remix Challenge was born.

Stephen Colbert announced on The Colbert Report last night that he does NOT want you to remix his interview with Lawrence Lessig. Check out the video above, he’s just too funny for words.

Can you put Stephen’s words to a bumping dance beat?

A commenter at Colbert Nation said that we should NOT upload our remixes here.

You can listen to and view the other remixes here.

Via ColbertNation

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Three new songs have leaked from Lily Allen’s new album, “It’s Not You, It’s Me”. They’re called “Fag Hag”, “Kabul Sh*t”, and “22″. Have a listen before they get yanked from Youtube. If they do, you can check out the leaked songs here.

Enjoy!

“Fag Hag”:

“22″:

“Kabul Sh*t”:

I have to say, “Fag Hag” is my favorite of the three. I think she’s poking fun at Katy Perry and her “You’re So Gay” nonsense.

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