Glenn Danzig To Be On The Next ‘Rock Of Love’
Say what???
Yes, you read that correctly. Glenn Danzig will be walking tall in the glam boots of Bret Michaels for a new Rock Of Love show aimed at finding him someone to bring home to “Mother”.
The show will be called “Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig” and will make it’s premiere on VH1 in July.
At least they’re getting a metal god to do the show now. I just have to wonder what he’s going to put those girls through, to win his affections.
Vh1 details some of the challenges, which include: “goat entrail soup and chili cook-off blindfolded nun deflowering contest sexy seance strip-a-thon virgin or family member: the sacrifice challenge name that heretic.”
Okay, you know I’ll be tuning in when this one gets good. Finally someone in rock/metal besides Bret gets a show!
And purely for nostalgic purposes, I give you “Mother”:
Image Credit: Newscom
LMAO this is all lies this was posted on the vh1 boards, from “vh1 producer” and it was the first post. are we all this gullible?
Comment by aaron — February 20, 2009 @ 11:26 am
C’mon! Let us at least have some HOPE before you tell us it’s a joke.
This would be the BEST show on VH1! Though, only if they use his actual house in Los Feliz and not some McMansion.
Comment by IAMDEMON — February 20, 2009 @ 12:46 pm
It’s a phony press release. Are you really that gullible?
Comment by timtim — February 23, 2009 @ 5:10 pm
Are you really that gay?
Comment by IAMDEMON — February 23, 2009 @ 11:21 pm
I so need this to be real. it would be so. freeking. good.
Comment by Chucko — March 3, 2009 @ 12:57 pm
wow, I mean the name is called ‘Bride of Satan’ you can tell its fake just from that…..
Comment by Anna — March 4, 2009 @ 10:10 pm
WOW Anna, you are SOOOOO smart!
Your parents must be proud.
Comment by IAMDEMON — March 5, 2009 @ 7:43 am
I THINK GLENN DANZIG IS A SELL OUT….DUDE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM. DOES HE NEED MONEY THAT BAD OR WHAT? THIS MAKES ME LOOK AT HIM DIFFENCE. SELL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Shannon — March 23, 2009 @ 9:01 am
If i wasn’t already in love with him, then maybe. But this is a bullshit idea. I would beleave it if he called me himself to tell me he was actualy selling out, and doing the show.
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Pingback by The (Un)official write anything you want page - Page 578 - Ultimate Metal Forum — May 4, 2009 @ 4:02 pm
How can I be a contestant???!!! I think he is the sexist man alive. He reminds me of an ancient warrior from a romance novel. Everytime I see a video or pic I’m just in awe of his beauty. Glenn Danzig is the man in my dreams I see every night… Mimi
Comment by Mimi — May 4, 2009 @ 9:01 pm
Oh My God.
I really like Glenn Danzig, but if this is true, I’m going to loose all the respect I had him before.
Trying to find a couple on a TV show is so ridiculous.
And thought I love that guy, I would never even think of being one of the contestants, for god’s sake.
Comment by Vivian Vamp — May 5, 2009 @ 8:00 am