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It’s not like Heidi Montag can sing anyways, right? She proved that to us yesterday, with the release of two new songs, “Your Love Found Me” and “Look How I’m Doing”.

She’s convinced herself that she has some sort of “singing career”, but what she doesn’t know is that we’re all laughing AT her and not with her. She wants to bring her talentless dirtbag boyfriend on her upcoming album, as well.

She says, “Spencer Pratt is amazing. I’d love to get him on my album. He sings, he raps – he does everything.”

She wrote the song “Your Love Found Me” based on their relationship. She adds, “This is a song that is so fun to play. It is so heartwarming, and every time I hear it, I get so excited. For me, it was a really fun song. It’s very much about me and my relationship. Before I found Spencer, I had so much chaos, and when I found him, I became lost in him in a good way.”

And just in case you were wondering, Heidi is planning on dropping an entire album by the end of summer. She says, “I just pretty much live and breathe in the studio. I’ve never had an album. This is my first album. I’ve wanted to do music since I could talk. I used to do plays and singing and voice lessons and practice Britney routines when I was, like, 12. This is the biggest dream of my life.”

And it’s the biggest nightmare of ours. Someone please make it stop.

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