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Amy Winehouse has spent a lot of time in St. Lucia. So much, in fact, that she reportedly wants to live there permanently. What’s even worse is that, even though she’s split up from Blake Fielder-Civil, she thinks she’d make a good mother.

She reportedly sees herself as the “Angelina Jolie of St. Lucia” and wants to help out poor and underprivileged kids in the area.

A source says, “Amy is seriously thinking about adopting. But she is aware it’s going to be incredibly difficult with her background. Amy’s gutted about Blake becoming a dad and moving on so quickly. She has always wanted to be a mother. She loves St. Lucia and would move there for good in order to adopt.”

Her spokesman added, “Amy was talking about adopting in the context of looking after children on the island, perhaps through some kind of music and education-based project.”

Thank God she’s not trying to be like Saint Angelina, that would be so terrible. Little crackie babies all over the place. I can’t even picture it.

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Mandy Moore has just released the official video for her song, “I Can Break Your Heart Any Day Of The Week”.

It’s a little twangy for my tastes. I miss her breakout song, “Candy”. What do you think?

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Kelly Clarkson premiered her video for “I Do Not Hook Up” today. This is the second single from her album, “All I Ever Wanted”.

Love it!

You go girl!

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The Black Eyed Peas has dropped their new video for “Boom Boom Pow”. Check it out!

Your thoughts?

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“Britain’s Got Talent” star Susan Boyle appeared on “Larry King Live”, when King asked her to sing for them. She chose the “Titanic” song, “My Heart Will Go On” and she was just amazing.

Piers Morgan said it was “unbelievable” and invited her out to dinner.

Susan Boyle is the lady that instantaneously shot to fame when she belted out “I Dreamed A Dream” on “Britain’s Got Talent” recently.

Stardom comes with it’s price, as well. Apparently the singer has gotten herself a bodyguard, due to all of the awaiting paparazzi and fans.

An insider says, “The coverage Susan got last week was incredible. She was on all the front pages and every TV show, it really gave the ratings a boost.”

Boyle is planning on singing “Whistle Down The Wind” for the next round of “Britain’s Got Talent”. She already counts Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher as fans, with Demi saying, “She brought me to tears!”

Think she’ll win the show?

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Lady Gaga performed Coldplay’s song, “Viva La Vida” at Radio One’s Live Lounge. It’s not too shabby, either. And I’m not a real fan of Coldplay, so I prefer this version of the song.

For pictures of her Radio One appearance, click here.

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Yesterday, while visiting friends on Eastern Long Island, Madonna was horseback riding, when she fell off of her horse.

Madge was riding in the Hamptons yesterday afternoon, and after her fall, was taken to a local hospital. The injuries are reportedly not serious, with Madonna having minor scrapes and bruises.

Madonna’s rep is saying that the incident was caused by a photographer who jumped out of the bushes, eager for a picture of the singer.

The statement says, “Madonna who was thrown off a horse earlier today has just been released from Southampton Hospital with minor injuries and bruises…The accident occurred when the horse Madonna was riding was startled by paparazzi who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the singer who was visiting friends on Eastern Long Island over the weekend. Madonna will be having further tests and continues to remain under observation by doctors.”

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Check out the latest piece of crap that Heidi Montag is trying to shovel down your throat with the label of “music”.

She needs to give it up already. It’s just awful, but expect Perez to be eating it up like there’s no tomorrow. His opinions are probably already bought and paid for.

Jennifer Hudson and Jennifer Holliday stunned the crowd in Atlanta yesterday, doing a duet of “And I’m Telling You I’m Not Going”.

Amazing!

Now that the “Hannah Montana Movie” made a whopping $32,324,487 at the box office this weekend, we’ve gotten our hands on three copies of the movie soundtrack for a nifty little giveaway. Along with a CD of the soundtrack, you will receive a nifty poster.

Yes, I pimp out crap I hate. See what I do for you guys?

To enter, all you have to do is leave a comment on this post. Giveaway closes in two weeks on May 1, 2009. (Giveaway open to residents of the U.S. only.)

Winners will be notified via email. Good luck!!

To download the soundtrack, in case you don’t like free stuff, click here to go to the “Hannah Montana” soundtrack on iTunes.

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