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I think celebrity blogger Mario Lavandeira was absolutely crushing on Adam Lambert. For the longest time, all Mario was writing about was how he hoped Adam would come out of the closet and blah blah blah.

So, in a recent interview for “Parade” magazine, Adam called him out on it. When asked about Mario, Adam said, “I heard a little bit about it. I think he might have a crush on me. That’s what it feels like. I don’t have a crush on him!”

It seemed like Adam took the high road and politely declined any possible relationship between the two.

Mario responded with this:

He replied: “I heard a little bit about it. I think he [Perez] might have a crush on me. That’s what it feels like. I don’t have a crush on him!”

LOLs!

Well, let’s just set the record straight: Dear Glambert, No crush on you, but how precious of you to think so! (continue reading…)

This is the best rap video out there, “yo”. T-Pain and Taylor Swift performed their rap song, “Thug Story” and it’s the most hilarious video!!

You have to see this. Really, it’s that good!!

Lyrics and video after the jump! (continue reading…)

It gives new meaning to old folks telling us younger people to “get off my lawn!” but this guy means it.

Apparently the UCLA professor, Christian Moeller, has decided to sue Rihanna over allowing her house guests to trespass on his property.

His home is right next door to the singer’s rented home in Los Angeles. He has filed a lawsuit against her, stating that her friends regularly park their cars on his lawn.

No word yet from Rihanna’s camp.

Mariah Carey’s new song, “Obsessed” has just been leaked and you can listen to it here!

Check it out and let us know what you think in the comments!!

Update: She will be streaming the song from her official website in a few minutes!! Enjoy!

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I like it!!

Danny Gokey has just informed all of us that he is in no way affiliated with anyone who’s claiming to sell glasses on his behalf, and even goes as far as calling them all a scam.

Apparently FramesDirect was trying to pass off a Gokey endorsement for their line of glasses that look like his, but Gokey tweeted about it yesterday to let us know not to buy into it.

He said:

Many companies r claiming 2 partner w/ Sophia’s Heart (clothes, eyewear, ect).They r all SCAMS. We have not seen 1 penny nor been contacted

Also on the record deal front, Gokey lets us know not to fret, it’s coming:

A lot of u are asking about a record deal. I ask you to please b patient, there R things in the works as we speak! I’ll keep u informed

And there you have it!

David Cook was a guest on last night’s “Larry King Live” and he talked about how his brother, Adam, passed away at the young age of 37-years-old and how he’s coping with the loss.

He says that he has amazing people surrounding him and that his brother kept his sense of humor to the very end. He said that Adam never let his medical problems define him or become a personality trait.

He also discusses how he and his parents are coping and how they shared lawyer jokes in the family, due to Adam’s profession. He says that Adam discovered his illness when he was 26-years-old and that he held on longer than expectations. (continue reading…)

An ad on Washington, DC’s Craiglist is asking for a Lil Wayne impersonator for his son’s birthday party. The father in the ad is asking for his son, who’s blind and he doesn’t care if you look like the rapper, but you do have to sound like him.

Check it out:

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

What does a 67-year-old Jewish guy with a voice like Lil Wayne’s want with performing at a birthday party?

Fergie is on the cover of the newest issue of “Allure” magazine, showing off a cute two-piece bathing suit and some awful Photoshop skills for whoever edited her face.

In one of the photos, shown below, she is wearing a topless bathing suit as a tribute to William Claxton’s 1964 photo of Peggy Moffitt. (continue reading…)

We don’t know who this is in the photo, but it looks an awful lot like Disney star Miley Cyrus.

Please tell us that it’s not her
Please tell us that it’s not her
Please tell us that it’s not her
Please tell us that it’s not her

Unless it is.

But whoever the girl in the photo is, she sure must like that “ice cream”.

Thoughts?

We’re also not telling you to click here to see the NSFW version, so don’t.

In this NSFW video, someone is trying to pass this off as the official Rihanna sex tape video. Now we know Chris Brown someone released some pretty explicit pictures of Rihanna last month, but this video is in no way representative of our “Umbrella” singer.

I highly doubt that Rihanna would’ve gone the green ultraviolet looking light for any videos that she has made. That would be so skanky Paris Hilton of her. What do you think? Is it her? I’m calling BS right now.

Video is after the jump, you pervs. (continue reading…)

The “America’s Most Wanted” tour is set to feature Lil Wayne, Drake, Soulja Boy, and Young Jeezy.

The tour is set to start July 27, 2009 in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and takes the rappers through New York, Ohio, Georgia, Canada, and more! See below for tour dates and venues.

It’s like that economic crisis package that the rockers were putting on, so that they wouldn’t hurt the wallets of fans. (continue reading…)