Paris Hilton’s second album preview leaked!
Paris Hilton got severely auto-tuned for her second album, but *NEWSFLASH* she still sucks!!
Trying to break into an industry that obviously doesn’t want her, the heiress is still trying too hard.
Have a listen to this garbage:
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So far, we’ve got four songs to make fun of. Yay, me! The songs are “Platinum Blonde”, “Girl Tax”, “Crave”, and “Jailhouse Baby”. Someone should stick to what they’re good at…marketing perfume acting like a retarded blonde bimbus.

She is good at scuba
Comment by Doug da Douche — August 14, 2009 @ 6:12 am
This could be marketed to 2 and 3 year-olds if it weren’t for the lyrics. It sounds like the theme song(s) for some kiddy program! Paris, stick to what you do best – nothing at all.
Comment by Mii — August 15, 2009 @ 10:48 am
Paris does have some talent. did she do the music or just sing? but she should be herself not lady gaga…or who knows maybe she should be herself..i hope its a persona or character because lately ive never seen anyone who makes herself seem emptier..who is doug by the way im really confused? was he on something other than coke? im a jilted fan..or could you not tell..buy my new cd next year or download it. sa da sa sunnasa Sa da sa. bye bitch
Comment by bob the builder — August 15, 2009 @ 3:31 pm
omg i cant wait for her 2nd cd
Comment by allie — February 18, 2010 @ 4:19 am
I cannot wait for it either! whoever called her a dumb blond bimbus is an idiot! they obviously dont know anything about acting! Paris the Heiress! shes awesome, and that has an amazing ring to it :)
Comment by Cory — February 18, 2010 @ 3:47 pm