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We’ve just heard the B-side to “Poison”, called “Slow Love” and I didn’t think it could get worse than the first, but it really does.

“Slow Love” is slow and it’s horrible!

Don’t believe me? Have a listen for yourself! (continue reading…)

It’s the “National Enquirer”, so you can pretty much take this news with a grain of salt. They are reporting that Jason Trawick has left Britney Spears heartbroken after she wanted him to move in with her and then have his baby.

I’m calling BS on that right now. In a few days, they’ll probably be snapped together.

Besides, she already has two children with Kevin Federline and she’s in the middle of her world tour.

Are you buying it?

Weirdo rocker and Metro Station frontman Trace Cyrus (also brother to the chipmunk) said that he could take the Jonas Brothers if they were to duke it out. (continue reading…)

Coldplay stood in for the Beastie Boys and butchered their classic song, “You Gotta Fight For Your Right (To Party)” at All Points West.

The Beastie Boys had to cancel their tour and allow rapper Adam Yauch enough time to recover from cancer.

After the jump for the humiliating version of the song: (continue reading…)

Brooke Hogan sat down with a local radio station to give an interview where she practically disses the entire planet. Not too bright, Brooke.

She took on Heidi Montag, whose music sucks, I will admit. Then she took aim at Cassie for those leaked nude photos. Then she went after Jay-Z and Beyonce….which was beyond dumb.

The video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler suffered a nasty fall which left him with a bonk on his head and a broken shoulder at a rally in Sturgis on August 5, 2009.

Now, the band has taken to their official website to announce the cancellation of the remainder of their tour, to allow Tyler to get healthy.

After the jump for the entire statement: (continue reading…)

Paris Hilton got severely auto-tuned for her second album, but *NEWSFLASH* she still sucks!!

Trying to break into an industry that obviously doesn’t want her, the heiress is still trying too hard.

Have a listen to this garbage: (continue reading…)

We’ve just heard the leaked copy of Chris Brown’s new song, called “Don’t Know What It Is” and I’m totally unimpressed.

This is not “Forever”!

Have a listen: (continue reading…)

Mariah Carey’s new album, “Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel” was set for release on August 25, 2009. Since, she has rescheduled the release of the album to September 15, 2009. Now, she’s delaying the release once more!

On her official website, she announced this:

Mariah is putting the finishing touches on her newest album, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, and we have shifted all of our TV and promo appearances to coincide with the new release date of September 29th. We can’t wait for the fans to hear the new album !!

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Less than a month ago, Earsucker premiered the first listen of Mika’s new song, “We Are Golden” for your listening enjoyment. Now we’ve got some more rockin’ Mika news for you.

He has just released the album cover art and track listing for upcoming album, “The Boy Who Knew Too Much”.

Check out the track listing below: (continue reading…)

Gross, gross, and more gross. When you read this, you’re going to picture Perez gettin’ it on and that just makes me physically ill.

Adam Lambert totally denied Perez Hilton and said that he’s taken! Ha!

I’m not sure what spawned this conversation between the two. I don’t read Perez’s craptastic website so I can’t tell you if he said some really cool things about Adam, but Adam responded with this tweet: (continue reading…)