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The Country Music Awards were on tonight…for the two of you out there that actually care about this crap….Yes, mom, I’m looking at you….

The highlights of the show included Taylor Swift winning a buttload of awards and throwing a chair, along with Hootie winning an award, and Carrie Underwood with Brad Paisley making a Kanye West joke.

After the jump, for the comedy:

Here are your winners:

ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR
Taylor Swift

FEMALE VOCALIST OF THE YEAR
Taylor Swift

MALE VOCALIST OF THE YEAR
Brad Paisley

NEW ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Darius Rucker

VOCAL GROUP OF THE YEAR
Lady Antebellum

VOCAL DUO OF THE YEAR
Sugarland

SINGLE OF THE YEAR
“I Run To You” – Lady Antebellum

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Fearless – Taylor Swift

SONG OF THE YEAR
“In Color” – Jamey Johnson/Lee Thomas Miller/James Otto

MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR
“Start A Band” – Brad Paisley (duet with Keith Urban)

MUSIC VIDEO OF THE YEAR
“Love Story” – Taylor Swift

MUSICIAN OF THE YEAR
Eddie Bayers– Drums

I’m not excited that this show was on…I want my two hours back.