EarSucker

Just goofing off in the studio, Russell Brand and Katy Perry have let their love splatter into a song. How cheesy. The lovey dovey couple reportedly recorded a version of Edward Lear’s poem, “The Owl and the Pussycat”.

A source said, “Russell was just messing around in the studio with Katy. He was pretending to sing into the microphone and started reciting the poem, ‘The Owl and the Pussycat’, with the lines, ‘Oh lovely Pussy, Oh Pussy my love, what a beautiful Pussy you are.’”

Lovely. But at least he’s being honest. But seriously, those ARE the lyrics.

A snitch said that these are supposed nicknames for the lovebirds. He’s the “owl” because you’re always having to ask Russell who? And she’s the kitty because that’s what she provides, at no charge.

Can’t wait to hear this one!