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Jason Segel took to the ivory keys along with The Swell and passed out his phone number like it was candy. This video is funny and cute. The guys in the band told him to write out a song and include as much personal information as he could.

The result?

His phone number! 315-329-6673! What are you ladies waiting for?!??

Check out the video for the lulz:

The lyrics:

It don’t take long
For this young man to form a habit
And I know some of the things I do,
They just ain’t right

So tell me would it be wrong
For me to use my celebrity status
To make love to a Swell Season fan
Tonight?

1-315-329-6673 but only call it if you need me
1-315-329-6673 but only call it if you need me
1-315-329-6673 but only call it if you need me

Girl I know your charms, like my lovely on-screen persona,
We’re sweet and humble, that’s earned me my career
But it’s a shame for you to miss this one time offer
To make love to Jason Segel this year

So please don’t be scared if you’ve got bi-curious feelings
I promise baby I will never tell
Bring your lesbian friend to my swanky Los Angeles mansion
Whoever said that three’s a crowd can go to hell

Remember when I was in that show “Freaks and Geeks?”
Well there were no special effects, no special effects,
So if you thought I was sweet,
Well yeah, I’m really that sweet

Remember when I showed my penis in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall?”
Well there were no special effects, no special effects
So if you liked what you saw
Well that’s exactly what I’m workin’ with.

1-315-329-6673 but only call it if you need me
1-315-329-6673 but only call if you’re disease-free
1-315-329-6673 but only call it if you need me

Remember when I showed my penis in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall?”
Well, there were no special effects, no, no special effects
So if you thought it was small, if you thought it was small
Well then your boyfriend is probably not white

Too funny!