EarSucker

George Michael would rather hit up a dude for some nookie in the bathroom than to try to hook up at a bar.

He was busted in 1998 for doing the nasty in a public bathroom, and again in 2006, but he insists that it’s a much better atmosphere for picking dudes up.

He says, “The handful of times a year it’s bloody warm enough, I’ll do it. I’ll do it on a nice summer evening. Quite often there are campfires up there. It’s a much nicer place to get some quick and honest sex than standing in a bar, E’d drugged off your t*ts shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you in bed. D’ya know what I mean?”

Nope, I sure don’t. But obviously you keep finding those pervs that do, so more power to ya.

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