EarSucker

A lot of celebrities have passed away this year and a lot of hoaxes have laid claim to celebrities such as Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears and Jeff Goldblum. So why should Nick Jonas be any different?

One silly source claimed, “Nick Jonas died at the Baylor University Medical Center at 7pm EST after going into cardiac arrest. One report claims Nick experienced chest pains and difficulty breathing while receiving a lap dance from an exotic dancer at the Silver City Cabaret, a popular strip club in Dallas.”

BS Point #1: This source sounds like they’d rather give us the address to the strip club than speak the truth about Nick. The so-called snitch also claimed that Joe Jonas “mentioned Nick had neglected to properly treat his diabetes that evening, being completely enamored by the dancers.”

BS Point #2: Does a Jonas brother even know what the word enamored means, let alone use it in a sentence???

Nick Jonas is not dead and we’ve heard nothing else aside from this nuttery.