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Lady Gaga was photographed by Tom Munro for the latest issue of “Elle” magazine and she’s looking glam!

Gaga has taken to showing more of her face than in previous photos and she looks great.

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Lady Gaga performed for the Queen at the Royal Variety Performance and afterward had the opportunity to meet the Queen.

She had to tone it down for the performance and only wore a red PVC dress and eye glitter.

Lady Gaga said, “I wanted to do the suicide scene I did at the MTV Awards but I was told it wouldn’t be appropriate. And not only has that been vetoed, but I have to tone down my act generally. But all of that doesn’t matter because I’m a massive fan of the Queen – I was so excited and have even been practicing my curtsy.”

She performed her new ballad “Speechless” at the Opera House. She added, “When I first came up with what I was doing, I said, ‘Oh my f***ing God. It’s fabulous, I hope the Queen likes it.” (continue reading…)

Lady Gaga is homeless…and no, not the living on a park bench wearing everything she owns bag lady homeless, but she doesn’t have a permanent home just yet.

She says, “My home is onstage. I have storage. I don’t care about those things. I tell my fans this little poem I wrote: For every minute of the day/The truth is that I’m dead/Until I’m here onstage with you/Then I’m alive instead.”

Yes! More weirdness! I love it!

And I just got word that my copy of “The Fame Monster” is on its way! Woot!

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50 Cent says that he wants to work on a track with Susan Boyle. Craziness!

He says that he is a huge fan of Susan’s and would like the chance at a collaboration with her.

He said, “She’s got an amazing voice, and together we’d get everyone dancing. I’m always looking to do something new and she’s cool, so I’ll ask somebody to let her know. I got to get her on a track, for real. We’d make a hit.”

What do you think?

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George Michael would rather hit up a dude for some nookie in the bathroom than to try to hook up at a bar.

He was busted in 1998 for doing the nasty in a public bathroom, and again in 2006, but he insists that it’s a much better atmosphere for picking dudes up.

He says, “The handful of times a year it’s bloody warm enough, I’ll do it. I’ll do it on a nice summer evening. Quite often there are campfires up there. It’s a much nicer place to get some quick and honest sex than standing in a bar, E’d drugged off your t*ts shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you in bed. D’ya know what I mean?”

Nope, I sure don’t. But obviously you keep finding those pervs that do, so more power to ya.

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Pamela Anderson really wants to jump into having a pop music career. So much, that she’s working on a song with her pal Richie Rich, called “High”.

Mr. Rich has enlightened us all on the details of Pam’s new undertaking:

He said, “We are recording a pop single together. Pam says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she’s just going to sing the word ‘high’ over and over.”

I’m just going to throw out a guess and say that one would have to be high to listen to it. But I’ll trash her accordingly when it gets released. I have to give everyone a fair shot around here….I do what I can.

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Chris Brown cannot say that he’s sorry enough. Maybe so for Tila Tequila and some hordes of his rabid fans, but it’s not enough because he’s not seeming to take any real responsibility for his actions.

Chris’ crybaby-fest is happening on tonight’s “20/20″, but will you be watching? I won’t. Are we going to have to hear about the abuse nonstop until they’re both done promoting their records?

In that case, I give you the above photo, edited because I have way too much time on my hands. You’re welcome.

Miley Cyrus is just 17-years-old, but the tween star has apparently gotten herself a shiny brand new tattoo. Just lovely.

I didn’t think it was legal for minors to get tattoos, but I guess mommy and daddy Cyrus didn’t want to tick off their moneymaker daughter.

The tat reportedly says “just breathe”, but I can’t imagine that she’s dumb enough to need a reminder to do something so basic. Unless she is.

Kelis has just released her new song, “Acapella” and you can listen to it here at Earsucker!

This is something different than what we would’ve expected from Kelis. This song really shows off her musical talents. The song is decent, yet I’m not sure she would be able to bump acts like Lady Gaga and Britney Spears from the pop/dance genre.

Check it out, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Puddle Of Mudd was in New York City to promote the December 8th release of their new album, “Volume 4: Songs In The Key Of Love And Hate”, when singer Wes Scantlin injured his foot.

Scantlin said, “I was kind of hoping it was more serious than it is. I was told this type of fracture is seen a lot in athletes – I fractured mine simply hopping off a stool after our appearance on the radio show Rockline.”

The rocker injured his right foot’s fifth metatarsal bone on Monday, forcing him to reschedule a series of interviews that were set for Tuesday.

He added, “So much for a sexy explanation of what happened. We will be turning that up a bit when we head back to Los Angeles for our Gibson-sponsored album release party featuring their new Dusk Tiger guitar.”

The event is set for Monday, December 7th and if fans want to be a “fly on the wall” at the event, check out the band’s UStream channel here.

Get well soon, Wes!

50 Cent has just released his soft-core porn video for his new song “Before I Self-Destruct”.

Warning: This video clip from the video is not safe for work, let alone life. Please consult a physician before watching this video as it may induce vomiting or diarrhea. Earsucker.com does not guarantee that you will not pass out from seeing 50 Cent’s butt and prior to viewing, you understand that you cannot hold us responsible.

Thanks and good night! (continue reading…)