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Britney Spears used to really put on a great show. In 2001, she slithered across the stage and showed everyone what she’s got. Now, it’s more tame and so much less alive than it used to be. She’s got that Xanax look in her eyes.

Take this performance, for instance. It’s so lukewarm, I almost took a bath in it.

And Perez’s dumb intro makes me think that she asked him to do that to make him look stupid for all of the nasty things he’s said about her. Sucktastic! But at least her outfit is cute.

Seriously, check this hot mess out up close: