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Chris Brown is trying everything he can to pull his career out of the ashes, so it’s no wonder that he has a collaboration with Soulja Boy Tell Em on his new album.

Soulja Boy said, “My approach to it was, ‘if me and Chris Brown ever did a song together, it got to be the best song ever. When people hear it, it got to be automatic – be in all the kids’ heads, all the girls definitely got to love it, all the females got to love it. I was just thinking, ‘What are the slickest lines I could say to a female to make them fall in love with this record?’”

How about a sentence spoken in proper English? That might be a start. The grammar nazi in me had a really hard time typing out that quote. Seriously, pick up a book, please. Kthnxbye.

Brown said, “He could talk about, ‘I got my shoes on, I got my hat on, but I’m fresh though’, and it could be something funny. But it’s always something that can be catchy for kids, and I wanna do something that’s real cool for everybody.”

How about fading off into obscurity? That would work for me.

The song is reportedly on Brown’s upcoming album and it titled “Bad”. Is someone thinking they’re the next Michael Jackson with a song title like that? Michael was a legend, and with any luck, you may just be a footnote.

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