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And zap! — your fifteen minutes of fame are over you crazy cat person. Miley Cyrus’ crazed lunatic fan who claimed he/she was taking the life of a healthy pet and sacrificing it over Miley’s quitting Twitter, has gone through with her promise.

Or so she says. The fan, who remains nameless at this point, said that he/she took Fuzzy to the vet yesterday and had him euthanized. Afterward, she took Fuzzy home and enjoyed a Mountain Dew while eating his remains.

While assuming that this is true is just plain gross, I’m going to have to call BS on this whole thing. I would assume that in euthanizing Fuzzy, the veterinarian used some sort of barbituate, such as pentobarbital. When consuming the pet the same day, would this unstable fan have suffered any of the side effects of the drug?

Also, the crazed fan posted photos of “dead Fuzzy”, but it actually looks like the kitty is sound asleep. I call hoax.

Now what are you going to do to try and get Miley back to Twitter?

On a side note, I have emailed and Tweeted this person for a response to the above questions. Stay tuned.

Update: You know, this whole thing had me thinking back to when I had to babysit my old boss’ cat, Mom, where I used to work. Mom was old and one day, I came into the office to find Mom had passed away. She got pretty stiff, after only a pretty short while. She was in the same position as this cat is, but that’s because she was jumping for a chair and got her claws sunk into the chair when she met her maker.

The point is, how could the vet stretch this cat out like this, assuming that Fuzzy was laying comfortably until he passed away? This whole story reeks of dishonesty and using Miley’s name for a shot at fame. The anonymity, of course, is because he’s killing a cat.

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin