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The first claim against Michael Jackson has already surfaced. Apparently, Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson had already had a case open against the King of Pop since December, 2008.

The supposed “wife” of Michael, who lives in London, asked “that all my husband’s properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately” and “my husband’s body must be returned to the coroner’s body [sic] or the mortuary immediately.”

We’ll get right on that. Psycho.

She’s also claiming that his three children are all hers, as well. Nice.