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This is the best rap video out there, “yo”. T-Pain and Taylor Swift performed their rap song, “Thug Story” and it’s the most hilarious video!!

You have to see this. Really, it’s that good!!

Lyrics and video after the jump!

Lyrics – Thug Story:

T Swizzle, T-Pizzle

I’m like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floor
you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore

No I ain’t got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents
But I’m still a thug

I’m so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbing, but I just made caramel delight
T-Swift and T-Pain rappin’ on the same track
It’s a thug story tell me can you handle that

I had a dream last night I had high-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic
By the time I woke I was singing “I’M ON A BOOOOAAT”

Cuz I’m a singer turned rapper
Shorty I’m a make ya
Straight to the top, yo
Shorty I’ma take ya

You can call me T-Sweezy now I’m a rap star
It’s a thug story now tell them who you are

Singer turned gangsta
You don’t wanna fight me
Straight to the top
In my extra small white tee

T-Swift and t pain all up on the same track
It’s a thug story tell me now can you get with that

What! what! I knit sweaters yo!
What! what! don’t test me [bleep]

Hey hold on, hold on I didn’t even say anything
What?
I said “yo”
Yup
You guys bleeped me and I didn’t even say anything
I didn’t even swear
She didn’t even swear
hello?!?

Video:

Hilarious!