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Pop icon Ke$ha says that she takes a jet to South America at least once a year, so she can “reconnect with the wild.”

Last year, she spent Christmas in the Mexican forest, reportedly trying to become one with nature.

She said, “I go to the jungle at least once a year to get away from human beings. Society has taught us to suppress certain things, but if I want to do something, I let the animal inside take over, no matter how uninhibited or irrelevant it is. Crazy people are what keeps life interesting.”

Sounds like someone is busy pimping out their record.

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Rappers Cypress Hill have commissioned Dutch company Roor to have them create a six-foot long bong for them.

The weed loving rappers plan to show off the Excalibur bong during their upcoming concerts.

Stay classy you guys.

Former “Tonight Show” host Conan O’Brien is reportedly back in bed with NBC, the network who left him in a lurch over the late night talk show for Jay Leno.

According to TMZ, the network has picked up an hour-long pilot produced by Conan’s company, Conaco. The show is called “Justice” and is centered around a Supreme Court justice who resigns from the Court to open his own private practice.

Interesting how these things play out. I still wonder if he’s going to jump ship to Fox as soon as September rolls around and he’s a completely free agent.

“Everytime” co-writer Annet Artani let us all in on a little bit of a treat Tuesday night. Apparently she’s working on a new Britney Spears documentary on Wednesday.

She tweeted this message, “Primping today, nails and skin and styling, for an interview I’m doing tomorrow in a Britney documentary! Fun!”

Also yesterday, Britney was snapped with her fancy French tips.

Do you think they are working on “For The Record 2″? Or maybe something about being in the center of the spotlight? That would explain the cameras that are seen in the photo above.

Your thoughts?

Christina Aguilera’s upcoming fourth studio album, “Bionic”, has been pushed back, according to sources. The album is now set for an April 2010 release.

In a statement, RCA Records announced that the album was delayed before it was scheduled to hit stores around the world in March. The record company did not mention the exact date of the album’s release, but said that her first single would be “Glam” and would be released next month.

Come on! Get on it already!

Mariah Carey called in to Nick Cannon’s radio show to put on fake voice and talk to him about the benefits of porn.

These two are so funny and you can tell that they love each other very much. So cute. Listen to the audio, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Newly crowned pop tween singing sensation Justin Bieber is using Chuck Norris’ image and the memes associated with him to sell copies of his newest song, “Baby”.

And you thought that was a dead horse? He’s bringing it back.

He tweeted, “Chuck Norris bought BABY on ITUNES infinity times….twice” and re-tweeted, “@JUSTINBIEBER BUY BABY ON ITUNES LETS MAKE IT NUMBER ONE IF ITS NOT NUMBER ONE CHUCK NORRIS WILL GET MAD.. AND WE DONT WANT TO MAKE HIM MAD.” and “HOLY CRAP BATMAN!!! MTV has confirmed that CHUCK NORRIS is a BEAST- http://newsroom.mtv.com/2010/01/25/justin-bieber-chuck-norris/”.

Think Chuck Norris or his fist have anything to say about this?

Underwear model and future reality TV show nobody, Justin Gaston wrote this song called “Paper Hearts” for Miley Cyrus after she ditched him for her “Last Song” co-star Liam Hemsworth.

Folks, I give you: Whiney Crybaby Music by Justin Gaston. If he’s trying to win her heart back, it’s not going to work. Miley already knows that she’s way out of her league with Liam. He’s not in it for the chipmunk love, he’s in it for the association to a rich Disney kid and her generous purse strings.

Tell me I’m wrong. Video is after the jump, if you care. (continue reading…)

Courtney Love’s Five TwitVid Makeup Tutorials – Amy Grindhouse

Brangelina are definitely over now? – Hollywood Dame

Hilarious: Heidi Montag’s unseen footage! – Poor Britney

Justin Timberlake rebuilds his empire – I Need My Fix

John Travolta brings Scientology to Haiti – Dipped In Cream

The Kardashians to debut new fashion line in NYC – Busy Bee Blogger

Win it! Michael Jackson’s This Is It DVD! – Allie Is Wired

Justin Bieber is a sexy little VMan – Gossip Teen

Britney Spears had some errands to run this afternoon while back in Calabasas, California on January 26, 2010. Britney first had to get her Starbucks fix before heading over to the nail salon to get a fancy French tip done but she seemed to be in good spirits even though it was raining on her day out.

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Singer and reality “star” Brooke Hogan has split up with her boyfriend, Yannique “Stack$” Barker. The duo began dating last spring, after he appeared in her video for “Falling”.

Her publicist said, “Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she still cars about him and his family dearly. Brooke would like to thank her fans for their kind words and sensitivity during the breakup.”

Go get her fellas, she’s back on the market!