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According to sources, Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, has been released from the hospital last night. Mueller had been battling pneumonia since last Wednesday and was placed in ICU.

Brooke’s hospitalization kept her from appearing at a court hearing regarding her and “Two And A Half Men” actor Charlie’s court imposed separation. However, the judge in the case allowed Charlie to visit her in the hospital. Their next hearing is on February 8, 2010 and they are not allowed to communicate with each other until the protective order is modified.

Tila Tequila took to her official blog to announce some big news: She’s pregnant! Yeah, okay, we’ll play along for a minute.

She said:

THE BIG NEWS EVERYONE: TILA TEQUILA IS OFFICALLY PREGNANT, 100% CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & THIS BABY WAS NO “ACCIDENT” EITHER!!!!!!!!

Okay, heffer, turn off the caps lock key, you’re no Kanye West. She was most recently banned from making an appearance at Millions Of Milkshakes and if you listen to her, it’s because so MANY people had planned to come and see her that it wasn’t safe for her baby. Uh huh. I’m sure people called to complain that this mediawhoring midget wanted to invade their favorite milkshake spot.

I think she should take time away from the spotlight for her baby’s sake. Like, I dunno, maybe 18 years. Then maybe she’ll be relevant again?

I am so surprised that Elin Woods is even putting up with Tiger’s cheating ways, but maybe she just wants it to work out so that she can get the media spotlight off of herself and their children.

According to Radar Online, the divorce is officially off!

Elin spent last week visiting Tiger in sex rehab and has changed her mind about kicking him to the curb. A source said that after spending the week with her husband, “She was happy when she came home. Things went well.”

Elin hadn’t filed divorce papers, but was seriously considering it. The snitch added, “He’s told her he’s serious about making it work and doing whatever he can. The stress has taken a big toll on her. But she’s a strong woman.”

Jay Leno took it easy on Conan O’Brien last night on his first appearance post-”Tonight”-gate. After Conan took off, I figured Jay would take a few easy potshots at him, but that hasn’t been the case. Not yet, anyways.

Instead of taking a verbal hit at the raven haired talk show host, he aimed at politics, and of course, NBC. Why would Leno want to take a hit at someone who couldn’t fire back, though? After signing a deal with NBC, Conan isn’t allowed to disparage the network until at least September.

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Jessica Simpson is helping out in support of the victims of the Haiti earthquake by organizing a shoe drive to help survivors. Kudos!

She has teamed up with Soles4Souls to collect at least 50,000 shoes in 50 days, which will be sent to the victims of the tragedy.

She says, “Let’s all do everything that we can for the tragedy in Haiti.” Afterward, she directed fans to go to 50000shoes.com to help out the cause. Check out the video after the jump! (continue reading…)

This little kid really upsets me. She dresses like a teenaged hooker and leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth every time I see her. She sang about beer and that was okay with mom and pop. Now she’s dressing provocatively once more and her older sister Miley looks on with approval.

And, oh yeah, this little eight-year-old friend of hers has a fashion line called “Ooh La La”. We are headed for the apocalypse folks. (continue reading…)

Natalie Portman just might be a home wrecker, a quiet home wrecker, but a home wrecker, nonetheless.

She’s been reportedly dating “The Black Swan” choreographer, Benjamin Millepied. The only problem with that? He was already in a serious relationship when the duo hooked up.

According to “Page Six”, a source said, “They’ve been dating since the fall, although she told friends that she hasn’t gone public with it because she was waiting to see if things got serious. But the real reason she was quiet about things is that Ben had a live-in girlfriend of three years when they met. She was a ballerina at the American Ballet Theater. She had been talking about marrying him and was blindsided by the split. She moved out right after New Year’s Eve.”

Her spokesman declined to comment, of course.

Earlier Monday, Joe Jonas was interviewed and debunked the rumors that he was dating Hilary Duff.

When the interviewer asked about ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, he said, “Ya know what? We actually recently reconnected. It’s good. I hope she wins a Grammy, she deserves it.”

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Steven Tyler has been proving his singing chops over and over (not that he has to), just as Aerosmith says that they’re looking to replace him while he’s out sick.

Recently, Tyler sang karaoke at Palm Desert Bar, much to the delight of fans there.

According to TMZ, the rocker happened to sing Aerosmith songs a cappella over the loudspeaker at the local Home Depot.

He sang, “Dude Looks Like A Lady” and “I Don’t Want TO Miss A Thing.” He also took a hit of helium and sang songs Bee Gees style and signed autographs. This dude appreciates his fans.

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According to TMZ, Paula Abdul might just be bringing the vicodin parade to the upcoming season of dancing competition, “Dancing With The Stars”.

ABC reportedly offered Abdul a $1,000,000 development deal, which has a catch, she would have to appear on DWTS.

With rumors swirling around that the former Idol judge is set to join Simon Cowell’s “X Factor”, this would leave her plenty of time to do both. I love Paul, I don’t know why they didn’t renew her “American Idol” contract. Maybe Simon was just saving her the drama?

“Dancing With The Stars” makes its premiere this March. Think she should go for it?

According to the “Salt Lake Tribune“, actor Gary Coleman was bailed out by a fan of his show, “Diff’rent Strokes”.

That fan happened to be Money Train Title Loans owner, Jarrod Clarke. Of posting bail, he commented, “I’m just a Good Samaritan, I guess. He just had a sad picture.”

Clarke said that he had never met the pint-sized actor, but he had been a long-time fan of “Diff’rent Strokes”. Clarke said, “I didn’t tell anybody. I wasn’t trying to get any publicity from it.”

Clarke paid the $1,725 bail and made his way home without having the opportunity of meeting Coleman. He said, “If he wants to be our Money Train spokesperson that’s up to him.”

Clarke can retrieve his bail money if Coleman appears in court.