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Liam Hemsworth’s reported fake Twitter account had this photo of the two lovebirds posted to it earlier today. The picture shows a sleeping Miley Cyrus while dude is cheesin’.

It seems like it could be a real account, but who knows? He was the one that was said to have talked Miley out of tweeting.

Selena Gomez talked to “Tiger Beat” magazine about how wonderful her band, The Scene is.

She said, “My band is amazing. They’re such good guys. We went to get yogurt once. We actually sat around in a circle for three hours. That was my favorite moment with them. It was fun!”

She also went on to say that the guys in the band are just like her older brothers. She added, “You can definitely tell that I’m the only girl in the band. I feel like they’re my brothers at this point. They have it worse than me because they have to put up with one girl! My band’s very involved with me. We dissect everything from what we’re going to say on stage to how we’re going to act!”

Cute.

Unlike those Brangie rumors from last night, this one is true! Apparently Motley Crue rocker Nikki Sixx and his tattoo artist girlfriend, Kat Von D have broken up.

He said, “I want to wish Katherine nothing but the best in her life. She has loved and inspired the hell outta me and I know I have done the same for her in these almost two years we ruled the earth together. We are taking a break from our relationship for reason that we will choose to keep personal. You won’t find me saying a bad word about her and I don’t believe vice versa….we have too much wonderful history together to ever deface that.”

Oh, what a gentleman!

Brandy was seen filming scenes for her new VH1 reality show and shopping at Intermix, yesterday. I guess she’s got a lot of bills to pay after settling those manslaughter cases, hmmm?

Amber Rose made quite the fashion statements as they left the Cerruti Men runway show in Paris, France on Friday.

She wore a barely-there number that screams LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! Okay, honey, walk away from the caps lock key and everything will be alright. Speaking of which, isn’t that Kanye West’s gig? The caps lock key not the dress.

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During the football game today, this Walmart commercial aired and it was hilarious. It’s not at all celebrity, music or gossip related, but it is funny.

The dad gets ready for a birthday party and wants to make all of the kids laugh. The mom is talking to another mother about the money they saved at Walmart. Meanwhile happy clown Dad is coming down the stairs to bring on the cheerful festivities.

See what happens after the jump! (continue reading…)

Jessica Simpson leaves Boa Steakhouse in Santa Monica, California arm in arm with a pal after dining with a group of friends including Gerard Butler.

Think they’re dating?? Can you say UPGRADE?!??

And here’s Gerry leaving the scene of the crime:

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In his “Rolling Stone” interview, John Mayer laid the verbal smackdown on blogger Perez Hilton. When asked about his face sucking buddy, he replied, “If you meet Perez Hilton, you realize this is not anyone the world should be scared of. He’s not a very bright guy, and I also think he has some sort of clinical ADHD — he seems to exhibit some sort of post-traumatic thing. He’s uneducated and highly opinionated. It is the worst combination in a human being.”

Snap!

The ball’s in your court, Mario.

Fifteen-year-old “One Time” singer Justin Bieber was threatened with arrest if he failed to tweet fans to go home after a signing.

The singer was forced to cancel an appearance at the Roosevelt Field mall in Long Island after it turned into chaos with screaming fans.

The mall’s security was unable to keep the fans under control at the event, which prompted organizers to cancel it.

Bieber took to his Twitter account to tell fans to go home, after officials threatened to arrest him if he didn’t comply.

He said, “They expected 1,000 fans, but 10,000 turned up. The stupid police officers ended up threatening to arrest me for coming. They told me to Tweet my fans telling them I wasn’t coming, otherwise they would arrest me. It didn’t make sense – how could you arrest someone for not twittering?”

You tell ‘em, Justin!

We’ve just learned that “Bring Me To Life” rockers Evanescence are gearing up to release their third album this fall.

The album follows their 2006 album, “The Open Door”, which sold five million copies. According to Wikipedia, their current lineup consists of Amy Lee, Terry Balsamo and Tim McCord.

According to ProphetBlog:

Evanescence spent a good part of 2009 writing and working on demos, so February should see them making huge progress in the recording of the actual album, which is currently due for release early Fall (September).

Are you excited for their return after four years?

Conan O’Brien was really sticking it to the network his last week. He kept spending “crazy expensive” amounts of money on new comedy routines, sticking NBC with the check.

On his last show Friday, he said that the purchase of Kentucky Derby winner Mine That Bird was fake. But what wasn’t fake was the background music for the Bugatti Veyron Mouse, which was The Rolling Stones song, “Satisfaction”. Also not fake was the walk-on music for Tom Hanks’ appearance on the show.

He walked on to The Beatles’ song, “Lovely Rita”, in honor of his wife, Rita Wilson. That song is crazy expensive! Did you expect any less? According to QuestLove of The Roots, the song was a cool half million dollars. He tweeted, “yo i hate spoiling but i will have you know that walk on song we just heard was half a milli. i know cause i got the list rate at nbc.” He followed that with “that first stunt was what it was (no spoilers) but tom’s walkon music on conan is on my “restricted” list—wow a $500,000 walkon song lol.”

Nice!

Update: Maybe QuestLove was just hyping the song for the last Conan show, because the New York Times has shown us that the items purchased were not above the nominal costs that were already being spent by the show. Still, it was funny and those facts, after the fact, don’t take away from that.