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From the Youtube description:

An elderly couple walked into the lobby of the Mayo Clinic for a checkup and spotted a piano. They’ve been married for 62 years and he’ll be 90 this year. Check out this impromptu performance. We are only as old as we feel, it’s all attitude. Enjoy! They certainly do

The whole thing really put a smile on my face and I hope it cheers you up as well! Watch the video (continue reading…)

John Mayer recently tweeted this message about the new flavor of the month pop singer, Kesha:

Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice? Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people?

Just yesterday, the pop tart responded with this, “@johncmayer dear john mayerrr. Don’t be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me whur ur dick’s at. x”

Do you think that’s an open invitation?

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Lady Gaga’s debut album, The Fame has been diamond certified!

She tweeted the news, just a bit ago, saying:

Celebrate! Rejoice 2nite little monsters! The album you believed in #THE FAME is officially DIAMOND CERTIFIED WORLDWIDE! 10,000,054 copies!

Congratulations Gaga!

Video: The Runaways new trailer – Busy Bee Blogger

Andrew Koenig found dead of apparent suicide – Dipped In Cream

PETA pulls controversial Tiger Woods billboards – Amy Grindhouse

“Alice In Wonderland” premieres in London – I Need My Fix

Britney Spears is still pining for Adnan – Poor Britney

Pro skier, CR Johnson dies tragically on the slopes – Hollywood Dame

On tonight’s elimination episode of American Idol, four of the contestants were cut from the show, two guys and two girls.

After the jump for the info, in case you haven’t watched it yet! (continue reading…)

Mike Patton, the frontman for Faith No More got his junk out for a special occasion while in Brisbane, Australia on Saturday. No it really wasn’t a special occasion, he just needs the attention.

They were apparently filming him for something when he stuck his microphone in his mouth and yanked out his junk. See the full uncensored shot here. It’s a whole new look for them indeed, Beavis.

The list of medications that Brittany Murphy was taking at the time of her death has been released. According to the coroner’s report, “Multiple medications were present in the blood, with elevated levels of hydrocodone, acetaminophen and chlorpheniramine. L-methamphetamine was also present.”

TMZ reports:

The report goes on, “It should be noted that the pattern of use of these medications suggest treatment of symptoms of a cold or other respiratory infection. Acetaminophen and hydrocodone are components of Vicodin. Chlorpheniramine is the active ingredient in some over-the-counter medications. L-methamphetamine is a component of some inhalers.”

The report states, “The possible adverse physiological effects of elevated levels of these medications cannot be discounted, especially in her weakened state. Therefore the manner of death is Accident.”

So sad. RIP Brittany Murphy.

An article from today on Heatworld.com suggests that Kelly Osbourne was quoted as saying, “”Being fat is worse than being a drug addict.” But Kelly is upset, and with good reason!

Kelly tweeted her disgust at the publication, saying:

Shame on you @heatworld “Being fat is worse than being a drug addict” i never said that do you realize what kind of message that sends?

Young easily influenced girls read @heatword they need to think before they write something like that its really careless and irresponsible!

It was a ridiculous statement, even worse because they misquoted. Every woman should be happy with who she is regardless of lbs.

I see that @foxnews wrote and article with the same kind of quote they also should be ashamed of themselves it send such a bad message!

Please retweet my tweets to heat world so they get the message of how irresponsible they are to there readers by misquoting me!

I wish i never did the cover if that is the message the media is allowing it so send. it makes me sick to think people think i said that.

The offending article:

Kelly Osbourne: “Being fat is worse than being a drug addict”

There’s no denying that Kelly Osbourne’s figure looks ruddy fantastic at the moment, but it’s taken her years of yo-yo dieting to reach a happy place with her body. The star says she got more grief for being “fat” than anything else in her life. “I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict,” she admits. “I will never understand that.” Kel says that a teenage (we’re guessing very jealous) girl once shouted “You’re fat!” at her from a passing car. “I went to my parents bawling,” Kelly remembers. “I would rather be called ugly than be called fat!” She credits her enviable current figure as being the result of “regular exercise and a portion-controlled diet”. Can you send us a copy of this diet and exercise plan please, Kel?

Get ‘em Kelly!

Update: Heat World has changed their title to “Kelly Osbourne reveals some SHOCKING truths”, but the URL is the same as before.

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Madonna has reportedly helped her young boyfriend, Jesus Luz, secure a record deal. She was said to have used her influence in helping him with his modeling career, and now she has even agreed to let Warner Brothers use some of her back catalog in ads in exchange for signing him to their label.

Jesus’ first single is titled, “We Came From Light” and will be released this summer.

A source said, “Madonna was determined to give Jesus all the help she can. She holds a lot of sway at Warners, where she had a deal until very recently. But getting him on the books wasn’t completely plain-sailing. There was a little give and take between her and execs, but a compromise was eventually settled upon.”

The source added, “Madonna really wants Jesus’ career to take off. She’s been going through her Filofax and putting him in contact with as many of her influential pals as she can. She’s worked with Victor [Calderone] for a very long time and he understands just what she likes. Having him work on Jesus’ tracks will give them a cool cachet which is essential to building a clubland buzz.”

I hope he can sing!

Miley Cyrus will be presenting at this year’s Oscars, but don’t expect to see her Australian boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth on her arm. She’s taking her mother Tish, instead.

It’s no disrespect to Liam, either, she just said that she doesn’t want her appearance overshadowed by her relationship with the actor.

A source said, “Liam’s a pretty low-key guy anyways, he doesn’t mind not going.”

Her rep confirmed that “She’s taking her mom, Tish.”

Miley said, “We’ve decided that any type of relationship that we have, we will always just keep it very down low. First and foremost, we are best friends, so that’s what I tell people all the time. All you want is for one person to say, ‘You did a really good job today.’ Or, ‘You look really beautiful’, or, ‘I was really moved by that.’ You just want one person to make you feel good about something you’re doing.”

Kanye West must be tired of rambling on in all caps at KanyeUniversecity, because he has launched a new website at KanyeWest.com.

The rapper launched the site on Wednesday, featuring a new video, titled, “Coldest Winter”. Another entry shows his girlfriend half-naked, wearing not much more than a tube top (NSFW larger photo at the source).

So far, it appears that Kanye is sticking to presenting things without comment on this new site. Let’s see how long that lasts.

Jeremy Renner has his heart set on playing disturbed Nirvana rocker Kurt Cobain in a new biopic.

The movie is based on the book by Charles R. Cross, titled, Heavier Than Heaven: A Biography of Kurt Cobain.

Jeremy has hinted at wanting the role, saying, “I’ve always wanted to do some sort of musical. That’s a dream for me. Maybe play Kurt Cobain.”

What do you think? Do you think he’s right for the part?

Production on Gossip Girl was halted on Wednesday after a fight broke out between an on-set security guard and a photographer.

Blake Lively was shooting a scene in Midtown Manhattan with William Baldwin when a group of snappers gathered around the set. Tensions grew between the bodyguards and photographers as the snappers refused to step back so as to not ruin the filming.

Cameras halted filming when one photographer hurled a racist comment toward a security guard for the show, sparking violence. The offending photographer was left after the scuffle with a bruised forehead.

An eyewitness said, “The paparazzi were persistently ignoring the security and production staff, and the scene erupted. I clearly saw an exchange of verbal and physical blows.”

Police were called, but no charges have been filed.

Despite what you may have heard, John Corbett will not be reprising his role on the popular HBO show as Carrie Bradshaw’s ex-boyfriend in the sequel to their movie.

It would have been a nice little twist for the movie, but apparently he’s not going to be a part of the movie sequel.

He said, “There have been some rumors around that I’m going to be in it but they’re just not true. I’d love to, I love all those people, they’re good friends. I’m jealous, I want to be in those movies. I think it’ll go on until they’re old bag ladies.”

The Aiden-free movie is set for a May release.

Cheryl Cole set for Jonathan Ross interview – Amy Grindhouse

Video fix: Ke$ha says “Blah Blah Blah” – Popbytes

Britney Spears saves lives – Poor Britney

Prince & Blanket Jackson practice their karate – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Video: Whitney Houston’s Brisbane performance – Celebrity Smack

Matthew Fox’s sex scandal – Hollywood Dame

George Clooney is NOT leaving Italy! – Busy Bee Blogger

Angelina Jolie to play Kay Scarpetta in action franchise? – Dipped In Cream

OctoMom gets delusional on The View – Daily Stab

Sarah Jessica Parker reveals new SATC scent! – Gossips Anonymous

Kristen Stewart needs to put some clothes on! – Celebrity Hot Sauce

At Tuesday night’s Brit Awards, Lady Gaga showed up wearing the dress/artistic piece to the right. This gave one farm assistant manager inspiration for a good way to scare off pigeons from his crops.

I’m sure that she didn’t have the Haus Of Gaga create this masterpiece for what Nigel Britten used it as inspiration for. The Surrey farmer concocted a version of the singer’s outfit for use as a scarecrow to keep the pesky pigeons at bay.

Nigel said, “We were laughing at Lady Gaga’s outfit and that extraordinary wig and talking about how scary she looked. My fiancee Marti joked that I should make a scarecrow which looked like her. I laughed and then it occurred to me it was actually a good idea.”

The Daily Mail reports:

“We’ve been worried about the increasing audacity of birds on our farms for some time. I was tearing my hair out because the pigeons were taking all the corn after planting. We’d used traditional scarecrows but the old ways just don’t seem to work any more, so we have had to become more and more inventive.”

And Mr Britten said that so far, the 7ft tall Lady GaGa scarecrow, complete with shocking white wig made from cotton wool and dress, is keeping birds off his wheat crops which are used to grow Hovis bread.

Too funny. Fashion inspiring common sense. Now that I can get behind.

According to TMZ, American Idol judges Ellen DeGeneres and Simon Cowell are not on the best of terms with each other.

The feuding started when Ellen reported for her first day of work on the show, to which Simon was reportedly late. That’s not the only reason for her dislike, however. She doesn’t particularly care for the way that he badgers the contestants and rips on them for their performances.

TMZ reports:

Our insiders say Simon and Ellen aren’t even trying to hide it. Ellen can’t stand what she believes is Simon’s cruelty toward contestants. And, we’re told, Simon actually enjoys pissing Ellen off with his blistering critiques.

It all started badly when Simon showed up late for Ellen’s first week of “A.I.” taping and made her wait around. Producers separated the two — who began the season sitting side-by-side — but the tension has gotten worse.

But business is business. “A.I.” is beating the Olympics, and ratings for Ellen’s show skyrocketed last week.

Are you glad that he’s no longer going to be on the show after this season? Who do you think should replace him?

If you’ve ever been on Chatroulette.com, then it’s likely that you’ve seen a number of guys showing their goodies. It’s a random video chat hook up and that’s the draw of the site, but not to Kelly Osbourne.

The singer tweeted her dislike of the website, saying, “i just cant believe how many willys i saw in one night dont go on chatroulette if you dont want to see ugly naked men! ewwwwwwww!!!”

I guess that’s what happens when you’re bored in the early hours of the morning.

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If your name is Taylor Hicks, then probably not. Even though the crooner won the talent competition in 2006, he is now crooning away as a lead character in Grease on Broadway. Not that it wasn’t a dream of his to perform on Broadway, because that is totally respectable.

Obviously I wasn’t a card carrying member of the Soul Patrol, but the guy has a voice and some degree of talent. That is what winning American Idol means anyway, right?

On March 10, 2009, Taylor released his second album, The Distance, to dismal record sales. Therefore, he was soon dropped from his record label, J Records.

Even more recently, Kris Allen won 2009′s American Idol, yet hasn’t seen the success as runner-up, Adam Lambert. Sure, he raked in $650,000 in 19 Entertainment contracts, as well as deals to work with Disney, but what winning the competition done for his career as a singer? He obviously doesn’t have the same draw as Adam and even after he won, who was asked to out himself on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

But don’t think that any of the people who appear on the show don’t make their share of the payola.

In an interview with Playboy magazine, John Mayer referred to ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” and said that she was crazy in the sack.

Now, Hole singer Courtney Love has something to say about it…Now that the fuss has died down some. On her official Twitter page, she said, “Do you ever feel like spite hate fucking John Mayer. Just to put him in his place, he’s a better guitarist than me but not better in bed! Say your fucking John Mayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times… Mayer’s a little bland for me and youngish. I’ll do young, but he’s neither Yale Harvard Oxford and he’s not really rock, so not for me.”

Anything to get the media spotlight, eh Court?

Former Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien is on Twitter. With the bio, “I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account”, the funny man made his first tweet today.

He said, “Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.”

Click here to follow Conan on Twitter. And while you’re at it, follow me, too!

Welcome to the Twitterverse, Conan!

Thanks to Matt for the heads up!

Jon Cryer, who co-stars with Charlie Sheen in their comedy, “Two And A Half Men” says that he is completely behind Charlie.

According to TMZ, Ducky told a group of staffers, “The important thing is Charlie gets healthy.”

Of course, he is referring to Charlie’s recent revelation that he needs rehab. And of course he’s got Charlie’s back, he needs a job, too, right?

When it comes to Victoria Beckham, she may have legions of fans, but don’t count Joan Rivers as a part of them. And it’s not because of her fashion sense, it’s just because Joan thinks Posh is just a nasty person.

The comedienne said, “Victoria Beckham is so nasty. Why doesn’t she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don’t care what she does. She’s mean to all the people around her. She’s too short to be a diva. We all use the same hairdressers, make-up artists, limo-drivers and greeters at the airports in LA and nobody has anything nice to say about her. They say she’s rude. She can’t always just be having a bad day . . . Victoria Beckham should get a life. I am not a fan of outrageous consumption. I think it is vulgar. And no-one should flaunt that they have a hundred Hermes bags. Not when people are starving. Everyone should be allowed to have a great time but she shows a distinct lack of class.”

Oh snap! Why don’t you tell us how you really feel.