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Poison frontman and reality show titan Bret Michaels sat down for a one-on-one interview with Pop Eater, where he discussed the idea of him running for President and a whole lot more.

He jabbered on about his stint on “Rock Of Love”, why he’s not doing it anymore and his “Celebrity Apprentice” spot. But we don’t care about all of that, we just want to know if he’s really balding or not. I kid, I kid. Of course he’s balding, that hat he wears probably has hair attached to it.

When asked if he ever thought of running for public office, he responded, “I have a shirt ‘Bret Michaels for President.’ I’d be good. When I am drinking beer at the bar I have all the worlds problems solved. I have figured out how to solve every problem in the world when I’m at the bar.”

Ummm no. Please karaoke yourself to death while Miley Cyrus butchers your classics night after night. Kthnxbye.