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After all of the fuss over her first Playboy photoshoot, Heidi Montag is claiming that *this time* she’s going to take it all off for the publication. Because that’ll increase sales, RIGHT.

NY Daily News reports:

Following her cover shoot for the nudie mag last September, the 23-year-old starlet confirmed to RadarOnline.com that the second shoot will be “soon, very soon.”

“I cannot wait to show off my new assets,” the famously altered star of MTV’s “The Hills” said. “I’m very excited.”

The blonde bimbus states that after having gone under the knife in a record ten surgeries in one day, she’s finally ready to show the world what Spencer comes home to every night. Yuck.