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Lindsay Lohan is in London helping out a fundraising even to get money together to aid those affected by the Haiti earthquake.

She asks for your continued support to send anything you can to the Red Cross to support the cause. Video after the jump! (continue reading…)

I read on Us Weekly that Kim Kardashian actually outed an air marshal on a recent flight from New York to L.A. I say that I read that on the tabloids as opposed to her official Twitter account because, due to her sponsorships and ad hoopla, I’m not one of her followers. She sells more stuff than Target.

Anywho, the reality “star” tweeted that she was seated next to an air marshal and that he made her feel safe. Good God, does this broad have absolutely no common sense whatsoever???

She tweeted, “I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!”

Given that air marshals are supposed to keep their identities confidential, it’s not likely to bode well for Jim. She added, “No but I figured it out & he told me! shhhh RT @rockergirl73 you aren’t suppose to know the identity of the air marshal on your flight.”

I guess I could tell her that I’m the Queen of England and she would believe me.

When John Mayer referred to Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” and said that she was like a drug that he would sell off all of his stuff to snort, you would think she would be flattered.

Alas, she wasn’t. In fact, she was more ticked off by John’s insights. A friend of Jessica’s said, “Jessica was shocked. She was really pissed off at first when she heard about it, then she read the whole interview, and the first thing that she said was, ‘I’m annoyed John would sink so low.’”

Annoyed? That’s it? When TMZ caught up with her, she just chuckled at the news and said that she didn’t want to box him. Tame! John got off lucky. He’s such a douche.

As we’ve previously reported, Tiger Woods is making his way back into the golfing realm. But not before he apologizes for all of the grief he’s caused his wife as well as advertisers.

According to Bloomberg:

“Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at 11:00am EST Friday at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida,” the statement said. “Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior.”

Woods has obviously taken some recovery steps, Steinberg said in a telephone interview.

“Tiger feels as though It’s time to make amends and to publicly do that,” the agent said.

Is it too late for his public image?

For all of you pervs wondering whether or not Lady Gaga is a dude, we have a definitive answer for you. Thanks to DrunkenStepfather.com (site very nsfw), we’ve got proof! She’s not a dude, or she’s just a really good tucker.

After the jump for the NSFW proof. (continue reading…)

Beyonce’s father, Matthew Knowles, has been ordered to pay child support after a court ruling on Tuesday. He was said to have been ordered to pay $8,200 per month for his reported two week old son, Nixon, of whom was said to be the result of an affair.

Knowles is said to be taking a DNA test on March 1, 2010 to determine paternity and whether or not he’ll have to continue support payments.

That seems like they are putting the cart before the horse, asking him to pay support before establishing that he’s the baby’s father. Perhaps he’s agreeing to it because he knows there’s a good chance that he’s the daddy?

They need to call Maury Povich stat.

I was blogging for b5Media at RumorsInMusic.com (not linking it) up until earlier today. The company issued a cheesy form letter for terminating my contract with them. Upon receipt of the email from the company’s President, Elaine Kunda, it was notifying me of my contract termination, effective immediately.

My dealings with the company have always been kind and I was always supportive of any changes that the company was making. With former President Jeremy Wright, we were always informed and always a part of whatever changes were being made.

Today, I felt blindsided by the company’s actions. Without proper explanation and after having only received a form letter, I was insulted. I received an email from another of b5′s former bloggers, who informed me that it was a channel-wide slaying of writers. All so that they could make their new site, Crushable. I learned that by googling “b5media firings”.

Thanks so much Elaine, for nothing.

Update:Co-founder Duncan Riley is already predicting the end of the company.

Beyonce’s father ordered to pay child support – Amy Grindhouse

Kevin Eubanks is leaving The Tonight Show? – Celebrity Smack

Robert Pattinson cops a feel – Tragicomical

Christina Aguilera is working it on Hollywood Blvd – I Need My Fix

Britney Spears’ behind the scenes at her Candies shoot – Poor Britney

Mischa Barton loves the cheeba – Dipped In Cream

Lady Gaga goes diva at the Brit Awards – Busy Bee Blogger

For your consideration, comes the Robert Pattinson pillow. Or should I say the Edward Cullen manllow?

One Etsy crafter is making a small bundle off of these life-sized pillows. And bad news Twilight fans, they’re sold out!

Via Etsy:

Manllow: half man, half pillow.

For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.

Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.

What’s next? The Dr. Carlisle Cullen condom?

According to the National Enquirer, Gossip Girl star Blake Lively was set to shed her clothes for Playboy and was asking a whopping $2.5 million for doing so. Not so, according to her rep, who has denied the claims.

The Enquirer reports:

“‘Playboy’ had already been calling her — she figures a ‘Playboy’ spread now will really give her some heat in her career,” said a source.

According to Celebrity Mania, the rep has called BS on the reports:

“Nothing about that is true. There’s not one ounce of truth to it.”

Good for her.

If you’re like me, then you’ve been awaiting the release of Courtney Love’s Hole album, “Nobody’s Daughter” for what seems like ages. We’ve just heard that the wait is almost over.

Spin magazine reports that the highly anticipated album by the wacky singer is due out on April 27th:

Courtney Love has found a home for Nobody’s Daughter. Mercury/IDJ will release Hole’s highly anticipated new album on April 27.

It took Love, who graces the cover of the March issue of SPIN, five years to finish Nobody’s Daughter, during which time she told the magazine she relied on “the kindness of strangers” — in reality, former collaborators like Linda Perry, Billy Corgan, and producer Michael Beinhorn, who helmed Hole’s previous album, 1998′s Celebrity Skin.

All three have since distanced themselves from the project.

I can’t wait to hear it!