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In surprising news, Tila Tequila is no longer pregnant. After reportedly falling and bumping her head recently, the media fanatic was said to have suffered a miscarriage.

She was said to have been 15 weeks pregnant and reported the father to be a war veteran and rapper, Game. She was contacted by someone posing as a magazine editor who said that she was turned down for a photo shoot because of her pregnancy.

In an email to the company, Tila said that she fell down and something landed on her stomach, thus making her “no longer pregnant”. In the same paragraph, she’s seemingly begging them for the photo shoot job.

Read the emails here. Tell me you’re not surprised, I dare you.

In the new issue of “Allure”, Jessica Simpson talks about relationships, the fat jibes and nudity.

She spoke of John Mayer stating that he is not to credit with her dying her hair in 2006 and 2007. She said that she’s not bitter about her breakup with Tony Romo, either.

Despite gaining confidence in her body, she said that there is one deal breaker when it comes to acting. She said, “I will never do nudity. I don’t care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.”

Read the entire interview here.

Congratulations to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden!

Nicole announced the news on last night’s “Late Show with David Letterman”. Joel took to his Twitter to say, “Yep. i’m engaged. Very happy. Yeah we’ve been engaged for a while so your all kind of late on that. But Thanks for the hooplah all the same.”

A source said, “Nicole and Joel are in the process of planning the wedding. She’s very involved in every detail. She’s thrilled.”

Sebastian Bach has proven that he has an eagle eye for trouble, when it comes to his friends. The former Skid Row rocker stopped a man carrying a knife from approaching his good friend Axl Rose.

Guns N’ Roses was playing at a secret New York venue on Sunday, when a guy with a knife tried to enter the club.

A source said, “The man walked in while Guns N’ Roses was onstage and pulled out a knife and flicked the blade out. Sebastian, who was standing on a banquette said, ‘Nobody is getting anywhere near my man Axl Rose with a knife’, and went after him. Security then immediately threw him out. The man appeared to be drunk. It was dealt with so quickly that none of the other guests or the band were aware of it.”

Is he trying to get a job as their security?

Rumor has it that Avril Lavigne is dating Brody Jenner. Can you say upgrade?

The singer filed for divorce from Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley in 2009, citing irreconcilable differences. E! News reports that she is now dating The Hills star.

A source said, “They’re hooking up, but they’re keeping it low-key. You can tell they’re into each other and both like to have a good time. They’re cute together.”

After all of the fuss over her first Playboy photoshoot, Heidi Montag is claiming that *this time* she’s going to take it all off for the publication. Because that’ll increase sales, RIGHT.

NY Daily News reports:

Following her cover shoot for the nudie mag last September, the 23-year-old starlet confirmed to RadarOnline.com that the second shoot will be “soon, very soon.”

“I cannot wait to show off my new assets,” the famously altered star of MTV’s “The Hills” said. “I’m very excited.”

The blonde bimbus states that after having gone under the knife in a record ten surgeries in one day, she’s finally ready to show the world what Spencer comes home to every night. Yuck.

It may be the 2010 Olympics, but the music selection for figure skating is clearly trapped in the past. While the athletic skill of ice skating has evolved dramatically over the years (take your double axel laziness and go home, the triple axel standard will eventually herald the quadruple axel kickflip), it seems the music chosen for the skaters to choreograph their routines is “safe” and uninspired. (continue reading…)

Robert Pattinson tries going for second base with Kristen Stewart in the newly leaked photos of their upcoming movie, Eclipse.

It’s about time, this whole franchise was boring me to tears. It’s about time they got some freaky vampire action. See the rest of the photos here.

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Kevin Smith is livid at Southwest Air for kicking him off of a recent flight and he’s taken to his Twitter account to talk about his anger.

Apparently the captain thought he was a flight risk due to his weight and opted to boot him off of the flight. In a scathing attack on his Twitter page, the actor/director takes aim at the airline for their discriminatory practices.

While reported in the mass media that Smith usually purchases two tickets for his travels using the airline, he tweeted that it’s BS. He said, “I’ve read this massive chunk of misinformation a lot today: “Kevin Smith usually buys two seats when he flies commercial airlines.” Proof?”

After the jump for his full explanation of events! (continue reading…)

According to Celebitchy, Kim Kardashian has Reggie Bush up in arms over her spotlight hogging ways. You see, when his team won the Super Bowl, Reggie was getting all of the press. But now that Khloe is talking all kinds of Sasquatch sex tape weirdness and Kourtney hatched her kid, it was only a matter of time before Kim had to step it up a notch.

A source said, “Kim made Reggie stop for photos. She said, ‘Don’t forget to smile! and grabbed him as she struck a pose.” Reportedly, he stormed off, miffed, and when she caught up with him, he wasn’t too happy. The snitch added, “He snapped at her, ‘I just won the Super Bowl. This is my night, not yours.”

Uh oh, sounds like trouble in paradise!

While at the club, he was still icy to the reality star. While he danced with his teammates, Kim was said to be sulking at a table, 100 feet away. “She was tearing up”, the source said. “She put on a pair of sunglasses and was dabbing her eyes with a napkin under the shades. He didn’t even tell her he was leaving.”

Maybe he finally realized her for what she is, a famewhore.

Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris, wants to follow in her dad’s footsteps and become a singer.

A source said, “Talking to Prince is like talking to Michael. He’s so smart and mature – way beyond his age. Paris, meanwhile, wants to be a singer.”

Good for her. Now that she has the ability to recognize her own talents and do what she can with them, it’s only a matter of time before she’s in the media spotlight for her own successes. I don’t know that Michael would have wanted that, considering he used to make them wear masks in public, but I would love to hear what she sounds like.