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There is one company that’s not bashing John Mayer for his Playboy interview. Apparently Vivid Entertainment saw his porn writing dream as a way to reach out to the embattled singer. They are offering him a chance to pursue his dream of writing porn.

The company wrote a letter to John, with hopes of helping him realize his dream. Stay classy you guys.

In the letter, they state, “We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film. Your understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women.”

Would you watch?

Terry Urban and DJ Eloy Kill it on this one! Terry Urban comes with this crazy transition of Justice D.A.N.C.E. and mixes it with Jay-Z “On to the next one”. Now DJ Eloy’s with the video heat makes it looks just as hot as it sounds!

Watch the video after the jump. (continue reading…)

Remember when Simon Monjack setup the Brittany Murphy Foundation and attempted to hold a benefit in his wife’s honor, to support the arts? Well, it’s all BS.

Apparently, Simon failed to register the foundation as a non-profit organization.
TMZ reports:

TMZ has discovered, however, the foundation is not registered as a charity with the IRS or the state of California, as required by law.

The California Secretary of State’s office told TMZ there are no records for The Brittany Murphy Foundation. The state Attorney General’s office also has no record of the organization as a nonprofit group — and the IRS says the foundation has not filed for a non-profit license.

Shame on them for taking donations in Brittany’s name and being sheisty about it.

In a new interview with “Details” magazine, Robert Pattinson said that he was allergic to girl parts. After being surrounded by naked chicks for hours on hand, the “Twilight” vamp said that he was just lucky that he was hungover.

He said, “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

Read the full interview here. Do you think he’s gay? (Not that it matters either way.)

Britney Spears is keeping a low profile – Poor Britney

Jessica Alba is looking hideous – Amy Grindhouse

Jersey Shore Valentine’s Day cards! – Celebrity Smack

John Mayer hearts gay pr0n – Litely Salted

Where’s Tina Fey’s Scar & Glasses? – Dipped In Cream

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like balls – I Need My Fix

Kendra Wilkinson really loves her hubby – Busy Bee Blogger

Sandra Bullock is getting a burning sensation, down there – Tragicomical

Sky Ferreira talked briefly with Nylon TV about her fashion choices, as well as her inspirations. She cites Joan Jett and Siouxsie Sioux as inspirations and says that her favorite book is “Alice In Wonderland”.

I’ve been listening to her music non-stop and it’s really good. You can check out her Myspace page here to listen to her songs, “Great Mistake”, “Happy Dre”, “Femme Fatale” and more. Check out the video after the jump! (continue reading…)

According to Contact Music, Beyonce was doing a concert for her “I Am…” world tour when the concert ended with violence.

Violent youths opened fire after the concert in Salvador on Wednesday night outside of the Parque de Exposicoes venue. These violent offenders began shooting at fans who were exiting the arena. Police returned fire and no one was said to have been hurt.

Scary!

Madonna is building a really expensive school in Malawi, the only problem — she’s displacing 200 residents as a result.

She has already shelled out more than $115,000 to each displaced resident to compensate them for their homes, but why should they get the boot just because she was given their land by the government?

An official from the commissioner’s office said, “The district commissioner for Lilongwe told the villagers to move off the land and make way for the construction of the academy because it was government land reserved for development projects.”

I guess money talks.

If you’ve seen the Air Force ad that aired during Super Bowl XLIV, then you probably heard an instrumental version of the White Stripes song, “Fell In Love With A Girl”.

The song was used by the Air Force without authorization by the band. In a statement on their official website, they say: (Statement and offending video after the jump) (continue reading…)

While Jessica Simpson giggled about John Mayer’s sexy comments and the rest of the world hated his racist stupidity, Holly Robinson Peete is flattered.

She said, “I’m levitating. There’s nothing that makes a 45-year-old mother of four feel better when she’s dropping her kids off at school than to get a link on my iPohne that says John Mayer thinks I’m hot. I don’t know who is happier, me or my husband. John Mayer is part of the soundtrack of our everyday lives. We always have music playing in the house, and it’s usually dad’s mixes with John Mayer songs. Rodney has like a big giant bromance crush on John Mayer.”

I guess she didn’t read the entire interview?

Update: I was right, she hadn’t had the opportunity to read the interview in its entirety. But that didn’t stop the internet from jumping all over her back. Read her full response here so you know what her day was like that day.

Michael Jackson is featured on the cover of “Paris Match” magazine, with Dr. Conrad Murray on the inset photo, seemingly while visiting his grave site.

Sad, still. He may only get four years for the death of MJ.