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50 Cent has laughed off a recent lawsuit filed against him by an ex-girlfriend of Rick Ross, after releasing a spoof version of the sex tape that she made in 2008.

Lastonia Leviston filed the lawsuit against Fiddy in February, stating that he posted the video on his official website last year.

She also claims that he blurred out her partner’s face and altered the tape to show himself as his alter ego, Curly.

He said, “That wasn’t me, that was Pimpin’ Curly! A person tries to say you’ve done mental harm to them, then they may want to consider the recordings of Rick Ross saying that she’s an actual call girl…So how distraught is she that a tape went out?”

What do you think?

If you can watch this parody of a boy band video to 1:50, you’ll be rewarded with one of the most insane mind-fuck videos that harkens back to something Aphex Twin might have put out. Cancer Jesus goes Shoop da Whoop on a boy band! Video and extra links to other Hot Chip videos after the jump. (continue reading…)

Paula Abdul has turned down the chance to host a remake of the popular eighties talent competition, Star Search.

Just three days after it was rumored that Paula would be taking over Ed McMahon’s old job in reviving the show, the negotiations have fallen through.

Reportedly, Paula asked for a cool $5 million to do the show, and the network executives scoffed at it. You’ve gotta pay a lady what she’s worth! I’d watch Star Search with Paula Abdul.

Jack White & Jay-Z record a song together – Hollywood Dame

Jesse James says he’s sorry to Sandra Bullock – Amy Grindhouse

Heidi Montag is still looking FAKE – I Need My Fix

Amy Adams shows off her baby belly – Busy Bee Blogger

Tiger Woods was sexting his hooker – Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears’ weave is jacked up – Poor Britney

Courtney Love apologizes to Billy Corgan via Facebook – Dipped In Cream

Michael Jackson’s biographer is cashing in! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

At the end of last year, rapper Snoop Dogg lent his voice to Tom Tom for their GPS devices. Last night, he went on The Daily Show and talked to Jon Stewart about going off the script for the job.

He also spoke of his acting career, music and “getting things for free”. Snoop also says that he plans on staying personal for his fans by going on tour. Check out the video after the jump! (continue reading…)

Producer Rob Fusari claims that he helped launch Lady Gaga’s global success and is now suing the singer for $35 million.

He signed a production deal with Gaga in 2006 and claims to have come up with her stage name. He also says that he was instrumental with her record deal with Interscope.

He claims that he was ditched when she reached worldwide recognition. He filed a lawsuit against her on Wednesday in New York.

Robert Pattinson stopped by Norman’s Rare Guitars in Tarzana, California, yesterday where he was asked by the owner to autograph the Fender guitar that he was looking at.

Robert complied and signed the Telecaster, which is now on eBay to benefit the Midnight Mission. The auction’s starting price is $3,000 and so far, has no bids. You can view the auction here.

According to the auction, Midnight Mission provides an array of life changing sevices for homeless men, women and children. They include education, job training and placement, drug and alcohol treatment and referral services. Additionally, we provide basic subsistence services and transitional housing for families.

The auction description:

Brand new Fender Telecaster signed by ultra hot Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) from the Twilight movie series and Remember Me. Robert happened to shopping for instruments at Norm’s Rare Guitars and Norm (a great friend of The Midnight Mission), asked him if he’d sign a guitar that could be auctioned off to support the services of the charity. Robert was gracious enough to say yes and do it. This terrifically talented actor and singer/musician even consented to have his picture taken with the signed instrument. I didn’t post it here, but have it available for authentication (believe it or not this humble actor is bit camera shy when not at work). Get this now!! I have seen tons of signed pictures and posters, but not a Fender guitar. And as you real fans know, Robert is an excellent musician – he plays piano, guitar and sings! So it’s a winner – a great and unique gift for you or someone you love and you help people who don’t always feel loved.

Kudos!

Happy St. Patty’s day boys and girls! One of the perks of running your own blog-o-site intarweb thing like my girlfriend and I here at EarSucker do is that we can enjoy the drinking holidays by actually going out and listening to all that awesome Irish music in person while getting drunk to boot. We’ll share our drunken stories if you share yours…

But right now, I really need some Irish music suggestions from you guys and gals in the comments to get the pre-bar festivities going here, so if you know of any Irish punk, rap, rock, indie or whetever you can think of, post that shit in the comments! (continue reading…)

I just love this video by Foxy Shazam!, and think they sound a lot like the ballads of Queen mashed with the more mellow Aerosmith guitar journeys with maybe a little of that Anthony Keidis funk for good measure. Take a listen for yourself after the jump. (continue reading…)

Britney Spears conservatorship to end? – Hollywood Dame

Check out these awesome beats! – Lucky Base Productions

Shia LaBeouf lookin’ hot in GQ – Amy Grindhouse

Justin Bieber is going on tour this year – Daily Stab

Heidi Montag got herself a JOB! – I Need My Fix

American Idol plans to rape & murder the Rolling Stones – Dipped In Cream

Johnny Depp is getting serviced – Popbytes

Michael Lohan had a heart attack – Celebrity Smack

Sam Lutfi never thought Britney Spears was crazy in 2008 – Poor Britney

Corey Haim laid to rest – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Jessica Simpson is ugly in Price Of Beauty video – Busy Bee Blogger

Tiger Woods is returning to golf – Gossips Anonymous

Michelle Branch gets inked – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Britney Spears is back on the dating market, after she and agent Jason Trawick have split up.

E News reveals that the twosome broke up in February and were last seen together hitting up a McDonald’s on Valentine’s Day.

A source said, “They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along. They both just needed to take a break from each other. It wasn’t working out.”

The snitch also reveals that they may get back together and he is still her agent. But that would explain why he was dissing her music at Paris Hilton’s birthday party.