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Read the legal threat, and our hilarious response.

An unscrupulous Lady Gaga employee took the liberty of snagging a copy of her Australian itinerary and posted it on the popular community site, OhNoTheyDidn’t.

The “fish monster”: (continue reading…)

OK! magazine impregnates Jennifer Aniston…Again! – Amy Grindhouse

Date Night premieres in New York – I Need My Fix

Site claims Britney Spears is fat again – Poor Britney

New role for Debra Messing? – Busy Bee Blogger

Justin Bieber on the cover of People magazine – Dipped In Cream

Kirstie Alley’s diet scrapbook & more! – Popbytes

David Archuleta performs “Imagine” on Idol – Neon Limelight

Jimmy Fallon makes fun of Kate Gosselin – Celebrity Smack

Prince William & Kate Middleton June engagement – Hollywood Dame

Lindsay Lohan’s crackhead chic – Celeb Hot Sauce

I Am Love movie trailer – The Star Celeb

Lindsay Lohan wants to puke…surprised? – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Sandra Bullock says there is no sex tape – Gossips Anonymous

American Idol results for today – Have U Heard

Watch the new Nike Tiger Woods commercial – Starcasm

Rumor has it that Matt Kemp has asked Rihanna to marry him and that she’s rocking an engagement ring.

A snitch close to the couple said, “Matt surprised Rihanna last week when he approached her and asked for her hand in marriage. She said yes, but also relayed the message of feeling that this may be too soon and a long engagement should follow.”

Congratulations!! Even though they have yet to confirm that they’re even a couple.

The Dancing With The Stars results show for this week is on – and it’s on to see who’s getting the axe from the show.

In my opinion, it’s coming down to between Kate Gosselin or Buzz Aldrin, even though I’m team Buzz when it comes to that one.

Reba McIntyre was on hand for a few songs and Mark Ballas, Derek Hough and Chelsie Hightower did a performance of the Paso Doble.

So who’s out this season? BUZZ ALDRIN! Ugh. I can’t believe they voted Kate to remain on the show.

The rumors are true! Former American Idol competitor Adam Lambert is set to mentor this season’s top eight contestants.

The singer took to his official Twitter account to say this:

It’s true! In addition to performing on Idol April 14th, I will be mentoring the top 8 on the 13th. I feel honored to be asked. Even though I’m just at the start of my recording career, I hope to lend some insight as one who’s been thru the Idol adventure. excited!! Don’t worry America: I will be beyond family friendly. Relax and enjoy. For Your Entertainment.

Are you excited or do you feel that American Idol is dead and no one has had the courtesy to tell it yet?

Jessica Simpson’s ex-boyfriend Tony Romo was at the Dallas House Of Blues on April 2nd, and joined rock group Steel Panther, on stage. The guys belted out a rockin’ version of Guns N’ Roses’ song, Sweet Child O’ Mine.

For a minute, the stage looks like a bit of a frat party to me. And these dudes look like chicks. I think they should make a concert performance, where anyone is allowed to pay to be the vocalist of a rock band to perform the song of their choice. How could you go wrong with all of those screaming fans?

Check out the video after the jump! (continue reading…)

Kate Gosselin busted a foul move on last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars, scoring a lowly 15 points.

She danced a paparazzi infused theme, appropriately, to Lady Gaga’s song, “Paparazzi”. What was so foul was the dance itself. Seriously, her outfit was hooker-ish and not to mention that makeup. Really, please don’t mention it, I’m still scarred.

Check out her performance, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Sky Ferreira has just debuted her new music video for 17 and it rocks!

The video speaks of a seventeen-year-old girl, misunderstood by her parents. She sneaks out to the bars with a fake ID and drinks with her much older friends.

Check it out after the jump! (continue reading…)

Heidi Klum loves to be naked – Amy Grindhouse

10 best Gossip Girl moments – Betty Confidential

Nicollette Sheridan sues Desperate Housewives creator – Pop Eater

Kourtney Kardashian out with her adorable son – I Need My Fix

Ben Affleck spends Easter with family – Busy Bee Blogger

Poor, misunderstood Jesse James – Dipped In Cream

Wanna know what happened to Dr. Conrad Murray today? – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Britney Spears is having a bad hair day – Poor Britney

Amanda Seyfried is little red riding hooker – Celebrity Hot Sauce

This little girl is bored with Barack Obama – Celebrity Smack

Being famous is a real burden for Robert Pattinson – The Star Celeb

Kate Hudson is nailing three guys at once – Hollywood Dame

Dancing With The Stars is on tonight and we’ve got the low-down on the scoring for the show. We’ll update this post as the scores roll in!

• Evan Lysacek & Anna Trebunskaya: 9-8-9 = 26
• Buzz Aldrin & Ashly Costa: 5-4-4 = 13
• Jake Pavelka & Chelsie Hightower: 7-7-7 = 21
• Niecy Nash & Louis Van Amstel: 7-7-7 = 21
• Chad Ochocinco & Cheryl Burke: 7-6-7 = 20
• Pamela Anderson & Damian Whitewood: 7-7-7 = 21
• Aiden Turner & Edyta Sliwinska: 7-6-7 = 20
• Erin Andrews & Maksim Chmerkovskiy: 8-7-8 = 23
• Kate Gosselin & Tony Dovolani: 5-5-5 = 15
• Nicole Scherzinger & Derek Hough: 8-6-9 = 23

Who do you think should go home?

An engineer released this jacked up version of Jennifer Lopez trying to sing a cover of Barbra Streisand’s song, Enough Is Enough. It’s truly awful. Can you believe that J-Lo ever got a record deal in the first place?

Sheesh, if someone would’ve released this in 1998 it would’ve saved Sony a lot of money. Not convinced? Check out the audio after the jump! (continue reading…)