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Country legend Willie Nelson got baked before appearing on Larry King Live! Are you surprised? I’m not, I think I would be more surprised if he weren’t high. It’s not the first time he’s admitted

Check out the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

The Kottonmouth Kings are celebrating this year’s 4.20 stoner holiday by releasing their highly anticipated album, Long Live The Kings. The group spent eight months in the studio producing over 45 songs to create the next chapter in the ongoing legacy of the Kottonmouth Kings. The end result is the next dimension in the group’s ongoing reign as kings of the underground. Long Live The Kings is propelled by the bounce of the album’s lead single “Stomp,” while “Rampage” runs sonic destruction with the Kings’ trademark rip-hop sound. As always, the Kottonmouth Kings are on the frontlines in the fight for legalization and have recorded two new stoner anthems in “Reefer Madness” and “Let’s Do Drugs.”

AOL Music is streaming Long Live The Kings during the week of release, check it out here: http://music.aol.com/new-releases-full-cds/#/15. The album’s mind-bending mixture of hip-hop, punk-rock, and melodic acoustics will surely be the soundtrack to countless bong rips throughout this year’s stoner holiday. (continue reading…)

Kate Gosselin really did a poor job on Monday night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars. The mother of eight attempted a poorly received Foxtrot with partner Tony Dovolani. It looked as if she was being taught to dance and she was moving like a zombie.

The duo danced to their them of “The Breakfast Club” movie and it left one to wonder if she’s ever seen the movie at all. They danced to 80′s favorite, Don’t You (Forget About Me) and Kate was stiff. Unfortunately for her, the judges weren’t as kind to her as they were last week. She scored straight fives across the board and even got the comment of “What you need is a postmortem, not a critique”, from judge Bruno Tonioli.

Is Kate’s time up on the show (finally)? What do you think? (After the jump for video of this monstrosity!) (continue reading…)

Approved by baby Zuma Rossdale’s cuteness – Amy Grindhouse

Kiefer Sutherland is stranded in London – I Need My Fix

Lindsay & Ali Lohan at Coachella – Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Aniston’s Bitter Tears perfume – Dipped In Cream

New Britney Spears leak! – Poor Britney

Full Dancing with the Stars recap – Have U Heard

Kiefer Sutherland takes lunch in London – Busy Bee Blogger

Alexander Skarsgard restrained by cops – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Kate Hudson shows off her boob job – Starcasm

Kim Kardashian pimping something else out, as usual – Gossips Anonymous

Christina Hendricks covers Esquire with lusciousness – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Week five is upon us with Dancing With The Stars and we have the scores right here for you!

We’re blogging the scores for you as they happen! Check them out after the jump! (continue reading…)

Grace Jones is not flattered by anything that comes from Lady Gaga. So much, that she turned down an opportunity to do a collaboration with Gaga.

She says the reason she turned down the collaboration is because she refuses to team up with a celebrity who has been copying her style.

She said, “Yes, she did (ask about a duet), but I said no. I’d just prefer to work with someone who is more original and someone who is not copying me, actually. Well, you know, I’ve seen some things she’s worn that I’ve worn, and that does kind of piss me off. I wouldn’t go to see her.”

Snap.

Lady Gaga has let her little monsters in on a little secret. She plans to appear on American Idol on May 5, 2010.

On Friday, the singer tweeted, “See you on American Idol. MAY 5th, Little Monsters.” Even though reps for the show have yet to comment or confirm her appearance. In her tweet, she linked a recent live performance of her song, Telephone.

Reportedly, however, since her new song, Alejandro makes its radio debut tomorrow, it’s rumored that she will be singing that instead.

What do you want Gaga to perform on the show?

Bret Michaels had to recently undergo an appendectomy, without which, he wouldn’t still be with us. But it’s like that for everyone, isn’t it? I wonder why this is news, but I digress.

The rocker says that he has “hot nurses” taking extra special care of him while he tries to recover. Bret said, “They told me that if I had gone onstage like I wanted to, [my appendix] likely would have ruptured and I could have died.”

He’s staying strong, but admits the pain from the surgery can be overwhelming. He added, “When you’re not planning on having a body part ripped out of you, it can be a shock to the system. While the doctors are amazing in San Antonio, there is just no way around the fact that getting your appendix out HURTS. I have a pretty good threshold for pain, but this one hurts.”

Glad he’s recovering well, but please don’t act like the surgery isn’t the same for all people. It hurts everyone and without surgery, anyone with appendicitis can die. You are not a special flower, Bret.

Chris Brown appears in the latest issue of Flaunt magazine, where he does a bit of a spread. This photo really caught my eye. Why? Because of the message. Lovely, isn’t it?

What do you think?

Once a douche, always a douche.

Sharon Osbourne says that she hates her boobs and wants to have her breast implants taken out and turned into paperweights.

The wife of the Prince of Darkness says that she’s sick of her 34DD chest and wants to have her implants removed. Of the news, she said, “It’s true. They’re better on his [Ozzy's] desk than on my chest. They’re awful!”

She plans on having the surgery in July and has previously said, “I wish I’d never had my breasts done the last time. They’ve put these bloody great bags in that are too fucking round – it’s like a waterbed on your chest. I hate my tits. I want to have the bags taken out.”

I just love how blunt she is about it.

According to Contact Music, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are getting ready to shack up together.

We already reported that Miley has purchased her own home recently and is having her mother do the interior decorating, so this sounds like it could be credible.

Miley is planning to move in to her new home in November and it’s been said that she’ll be bringing Liam home with her. Lovely.

I bet she gets knocked up by next year. What do you think?

Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus may have just woken up and decided to be parents, because they feel “wary” about the idea of the lovebirds moving in together.

A source said, “Miley fell in love with this property instantly. She’s been in seventh heaven since they caved in and agreed to let her get her own place. But they really can’t bear to let their little girl go. They adore Liam but there has been real tension over his plans with their daughter.”

But, they’re still allowing this, so someone needs to yank their parent card.