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Dancing With The Stars is on tonight and we’ll get to see if Kate Gosselin is able to survive by the grace of her eleventy billion children God.

Pammy did her I Can’t Make You Love Me dance again with her sheet or whatever she was wearing. Sade performed, which was the highlight of the evening. On top of that the ballerina performance was really great, as well.

Eliminated from the show: AIDEN TURNER! Ugh, this show.

Despite what you may have heard, Courtney Love is putting the kibosh on the rumors that Robert Pattinson is set to play her late husband, Kurt Cobain in his biopic.

Her manager released a statement, denying the claims. He said, “That’s an amazing story, and the first time I’ve heard any of this…I’m not sure she knows who RPattz is, but he sure is cute.”

He hasn’t ruled out the idea of having Scarlett Johansson play Courtney, however. He added, “Courtney likes Scarlett Johansson as an actress and as a person, so it wouldn’t surprise me if she wanted her to play her.”

Yes, because they have soooooo many similarities, right?

Kate Gosselin did a petrifying Tango on last night’s Dancing With The Stars, effectively earning her mummy status in the dancing competition.

I think Tony Dovolani deserves some kind of award for putting up with her this long. Check out her death dance after the jump! (continue reading…)

Taylor Momsen left home looking like this – Amy Grindhouse

WWE’s John Cena gets in the ring in Ireland – I Need My Fix

Tina Fey on SNL – Videos – Hollywood Dame

Sex & the City 2 poster & trailer – Dipped In Cream

Katy Perry is a dirty girl – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Jesus Luz DJ’s in Rio – Busy Bee Blogger

Amy Winehouse hospitalized with boob trouble – Gossips Anonymous

Britney Spears at the White party (video) – Poor Britney

Miley Cyrus gets edgy for her new video – Neon Limelight

DWTS season 10, episode 4 recap – Have U Heard

Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy are still friends – The Star Celeb

Roger Waters to perform The Wall 2010 tour dates – Starcasm

Steven Seagal sued for sexual assault & trafficking – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Michelle Bombshell screwed Pink’s hubby too – Celebrity Smack

Dancing With The Stars features a new double scoring system tonight. One score is for performance and the other for technique.

Here are the scores, updated as the show progresses: (continue reading…)

Via an update on his Facebook page, we’ve found that Bret Michaels has been hospitalized after being diagnosed with appendicitis.

His page reads:

Moments before he was to take the stage last night (April 11th) in San Antonio, Doctors at Sea World urged Bret Michaels to go to the hospital as the singer had been suffering all day from severe stomach pains and what was assumed to be a severe case of the flu. After further examination by Doctors in San Antonio it was determined that the singer was suffering from an acute appendicitis. He was rushed into emergency surgery at 1:00 a.m.. According to Doctors, Michaels, who remains in the hospital, is doing well and beginning the recovery process.

Michaels who has been known to perform under extreme conditions that would make most performers cancel, will unfortunately have no choice but to reschedule some of his April tour dates. A listing of all dates being rescheduled will be posted to his website in the coming days.

Get well soon, Bret!

Here’s the new Hole track, titled, Pacific Coast Highway!

The song is making its revised debut on the band’s upcoming album, Nobody’s Daughter. Check out the track after the jump! (continue reading…)

A few days ago, an employee of Lady Gaga’s took photos of the monster from her set, as well as her white leather couches and the infamous Australian itinerary. Now, the user has taken to the community to discuss what he calls an overblown situation. He basically claims that he’s not a stalker and it just a fan at heart.

He posted this:

Hey it’s lucause again, My first Lady Gaga post got taken down, and I’ve been slandered in the local media and websites such as Defamer and Gawker.

I just wanted to respond and announce that I am not a freaky stalker that released any information that could be used to locate or harm Lady Gaga.

I just want to verify the details for this overblown and ridiculous story. (continue reading…)

A new shot, reportedly from Christina Aguilera’s upcoming video for Not Myself Tonight, has been leaked!

What do you think? Hot or not?

Here’s a first look of Demi Lovato, in character, for her upcoming appearance on Grey’s Anatomy.

The teen queen will play a schizophrenic patient named Hayley on the hit show. Of her May 13th guest appearance, Demi said, “The first two actors I met were Justin Chambers and Jessica Capshaw, and I was like, ‘There’s Karev and Arizona!’ Then I met Patrick Dempsey.”

And it’s all over after she met McDreamy, right?

Jessica Simpson Twitpic’d this picture of herself, donning a much shorter hairdo. She said, “Stopped in West Palm and picked up my Aunt Sandy…off to Atlantic City!!!” and then tweeted, “Carol Brady who? :)”

I think it’s her hairstylist, Ken Paves’ way of making her into a clone of himself.

What do you think of Jessica’s new ‘do? Love it or hate it?