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Jennifer Lopez doesn’t want her fans to think that she’s a diva. She says that she’s not the difficult celebrity that she’s made out to be and says that she gets upset by the accusations.

She said, “I never like stories where people say I misbehave or act like a diva, because I don’t. Or that I make terrible demands, because those are always fabricated stories, and always have been. But they’ve become such a strong part of my image that I have no control over it. They’re not true, though, and that’s always bothered me.”

She says that she plans on ignoring the hype, because she knows she is a good person. She said, “You have to keep a sense of humor. There’s something that people want about that diva idea, and I don’t understand it and it bothers me because it’s not the type of person I am, but what can I do? What’s always served me throughout my career is that when people get to know me, or talk to me, and they actually get a chance to see what I’m like, it combats the negative stuff – when they get a chance to see who I am as a person and what I’m about, and that I laugh and giggle and that I’m normal. The truth always comes out at the end of the day.”

So, she basically was a diva about the diva claims?

Conan O’Brien is reportedly heading to TBS!

According to a press release, which was sent out by the cable network, the redheaded comedian will host a late night show, which is expected to make its debut in November. Sources have revealed that the show will be followed by Lopez Tonight, which will be moving to midnight.

Conan said, “In three months I’ve gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theater, and now I’m headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly.”

Are you excited?!??

DJ David Guetta said that he was terrified of working with Madonna, because he’d heard so much about her supposed difficult behavior. She convinced him to work on her upcoming album, after he garnered fame working with Kelly Rowland and Akon.

David said that he was nervous about the pairing, but was stunned by her friendliness.

He said, “Madonna really is the sweetest person. I was totally paranoid before I met her because of all of the stuff that everyone says, but she is really very normal. We spoke about life, love and our children. I was completely seduced.”

I can’t wait for her new album to come out. I hope it’s more like her older stuff, circa 1985.

Rapper Snoop Dogg says that he wants to show his softer side by recording a duet with Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle.

He said, “She’s a great artist. I’m looking forward to going into the studio with her. Why not? We’re going to get our minds together and figure out what we’re going to sing about. I’m down with that.”

Are you down with that? I’d love to hear their collaboration.

Lady Gaga says that she is happy to be a role model for her little monsters.

She said, “When you’re in the public eye, you’re a role model whether you want to be or not, and I want to be. I’m not one of those self-obsessed artists who don’t care about their fans. It’s not just about the music. I look out into the O2 and there are 18,000 screaming young people and I have a responsibility to them – and you’re an idiot if you don’t know that.”

She’s also preaching celibacy, saying, “I’m single right now and I’ve chosen to be single because I don’t have the time to get to know anybody. So it’s okay not to have sex, it’s okay to get to know people. I’m celibate. Celibacy’s fine.”

I just wanted to share this wonderful (and then abruptly disturbing) Lonely Island/SNL Short: Boombox with the boiled goose afficionados of the internet. (continue reading…)

Reproduced in full is our communications between Music Industry Piracy Investigations Pty Limited (MIPI), the anti-piracy organization for the Australian music industry and our crack legal adviser (unaccredited) who watches a lot of Judge Judy and should be fired. Regardless of his shoddy credentials, he does a marvelous job of explaining why we’re not quaking in our boots from some hollow legal threat from Australia. Here’s the original post where someone leaked Lady Gaga’s Sydney, Australia itinerary that spawned such insane legal actions. As per our disclosure policy, we are reporting this legal exhange in full for the benefit of our readers. (continue reading…)

Among the many names for heroin, you wouldn’t think that Lady Gaga’s name would be a part of it. Not in the traditional sense, that we’re aware of. There’s a new heroin on the street and it’s called Lady Gaga. Sound crazy?

A man in Syracuse, New York, was popped by cops on Tuesday after a tipster ratted him out. He was delivering 400 glassine bags of heroin, in his pants. Each bag was stamped in red ink, “Lady Gaga”.

Altogether, police found 15.6 grams of the stuff, which equates to $6,000.

Fergie has admitted that she used to be a cheater when she was in school. I guess what comes around goes around?

She said, “When I was younger, I used to be the cheater. But I’m not talking about going all the way – I wasn’t doing that in high school! I’d have boyfriends and then spring break would come around and I’d be a little bit naughty.”

Just like Josh was “naughty” with that stripper, right? Call me, Josh.

50 Cent says that he wants Robert Pattinson to join G-Unit because he would attract loads of female fans.

When asked he would like to join his band, Fiddy said, “Robert Pattinson. He has a big enough following to be the frontline. ‘Twilight’ ain’t no joke.”

Could you imagine Rob rapping in G-Unit? That would be hilarious, he should do it. What rhymes with Cullen?

It’s about time!

Barbadian singer Rihanna has finally announced that she and Matt Kemp are a couple! Thank you Captain Obvious!

The L.A. Dodgers player has already had his hands all over the goodies and there’s evidence, so they couldn’t really deny it.

When speaking to Ryan Seacrest earlier today, she said, “He’s my boyfriend… It’s new and it’s fun and it’s nothing too serious. I don’t want anything nuts that’s gonna take up so much of my energy and time in a bad way.”

This relationship is her first since the Chris Brown incident. Let’s hope that he treats her better!