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Heidi Montag has just launched her new official website, thus marking today as the day we get to see the trailer trash version of Paris Hilton’s site…but I digress.

Heidi wrote this as her welcome post:

Welcome to my all new official website / blog. This is the first time to have my own blog, so I am super excited to be posting tons of blogs. I will be posting blogs on my site daily, so please your post comments for myself and other fans to view.

I am not about slapping ads over my blog to make a quick buck like most celeb site/blogs. I am only concerned with building a great official online community where my fans can interact without being bombarded with ads.

The photo above is a composite of things we found on Heidi’s website. Notice anything? The site is not showing any ads?? Except, maybe, for the crap she’s getting paid to annoy everyone with on Twitter.

She was following Earsucker on Twitter, that is, until we blocked her.

On top of the announcement that Vienna Girardi is posing for Playboy, it appears that her ex-fiancee Jake Pavelka might be showing a little bit of skin himself.

Playgirl’s VP of Marketing, Daniel Nardicio, is still trying to figure out how much a shoot with the former Bachelor is worth. He said, “We’re determining the value of a shoot with Jake, who exemplifies our classic American guy at Playgirl. It’s obvious he likes the limelight, and I intuit that he looks good naked. Most people realize that reality show fame is fleeting and largely a dead end for the actors, so this is a way to extend that fame, and make a cute profit off of it.”

When asked how pay is determined, Nardicio said, “I have a lot of factors that I add together to figure out a model’s worth. I guess like a c*** calculator.”

He said that it would be in the six figure range. He better hurry before the public gets bored with him!

There has been a bitter battle between The Bachelor star Jake Pavelka and ex-fiancee Vienna Girardi since they’ve broken up. She says he’s a lying famewhore and he says that he had trust issues with her. It’s been a tug-of-war as far as who pulled the trigger on their relationship….But Vienna wants to get the last laugh by posing for Playboy magazine.

Star magazine reports:

“I am going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year,” Vienna tells Star.

“The Bachelor didn’t pay me a dime, and I ran through my savings living with Jake,” Vienna says of her decision to pose for Playboy — a deal she hopes will net her $250,000. ” I need the money. And I want to do something fun and happy for myself!”

I don’t wanna see this chick in Playboy unless they put a bag over her head. For Playboy lite, you can look here or here.

In a new interview for Time magazine, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse producer Wyck Godfrey has confirmed that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are dating in real life. In fact, he depends on their relationship to keep the franchise going.

Check out an excerpt:

Everyone is talking about whatever is going on between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Is that good for business?
Do you want the honest answer? I haven’t even thought of it that way.

That’s not the honest answer.
It really is. I honestly don’t think of it in terms of business. It doesn’t affect our core business at all. The thing I do think about is, Oh my God, I hope they stay together. Because it could be awkward on set in the next movie if they have a huge falling out. It’s like, Wow, they have to portray this love story through two more movies. God, I hope they stay together; please stay together. That’s what affects my day-to-day.

But you walk by newsstands and it’s a publicist’s dream: they are on every cover.
I don’t feel it’s out there anymore. Do people still report on it? If you look at people who have a stable personal life, the rags get tired of them. I think we’re heading to that place where they are together and that’s their life and we better find someone new to create drama out of.

Jason Bateman was given special treatment as he waited in line for the new iPhone 4. An Apple store employee discovered that he had a celebrity in their midst and promptly escorted him right into the store.

There were 2,000 people waiting in line for the new phone, but he got jumped ahead of all of them. The crowd hissed and booed, something he denies, but now, he’s apologizing for being a line cutter.

He tweeted, “Correction- If there were boos, I didn’t hear them. If some were mad, I didn’t see them. I wish I had. If you’re out there, I’m sorry.”

In his defense, he didn’t ask to be taken into the store ahead of everyone else. And if it were you, tell me you wouldn’t have done the same?

Lady Gaga recently posed as a man for the September issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. On the stylist’s website, the model is listed as Jo Calderone, which we’ve guessed is Gaga’s alter ego.

She looks good as a man, but my guess is this is just another attempt by her to keep pushing the fashion envelope. I wonder if she’ll perform on stage as Joe. What do you think?

Lindsay Lohan is being sued by Tough As Nails boutique where she spent thousands of dollars, but said that her manager would take care of the bill. The only problem, her manager plunked down a paltry $180 and that’s it!

TMZ reports:

The suit, which will be filed in L.A. County Superior Court, alleges Lindsay “had no intention of causing her business manager to pay the entire balance.”

And there’s this — the suit claims the boutique owners relied on Lindsay’s “well known status as a movie actress with substantial income.” Wrong on both counts.

The owners say Lindsay committed premeditated fraud and are seeking the balance — $16,880.63 — plus interest and punitive damages.

Apparently they didn’t get the memo that Lindsay is broke? She’d better get on tweeting those “deals” AKA ad money!

Justin Bieber is a little grossed out by claims that his mother, Pattie Mallette, was set to do a Playboy shoot for $50,000.

The teenage singer took to his official Twitter to deny the claims, saying, “My mom is a moral woman…let’s just leave that one for what it is…because that rumor just gross and weirded me out…”

I bet! I would be weirded out, too! He took the high road on that one and didn’t play into any of the media hype.

According to her former bodyguard, Fernando Flores, Britney Spears has been beating her children, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline with a belt and has been giving them food that they are allergic to.

A source said, “Britney doesn’t mean to be a bad mom. But Flores feels she has so many issues she can’t be trusted around her boys. He claims the first really shocking incident was when she came marching into the pool house at her mansion and demanded his belt. He handed it over but then followed her into the main house and claims he witnessed the alleged incident.”

This is the same guy who also claimed Britney was walking around her house naked and had sexually harassed him, causing him to quit his job.

Are you buying into his claims? I don’t think those kids have ever seen discipline, let alone a belt…but that’s just my opinion. What do you think?

Harvey Levin just tweeted this photo of The Bachelor winner Vienna Girardi getting down, doing the splits, among other things, on Spring Break in 2009.

Nasty!

And he says there are more to come in the morning! Uh oh!

Lola, or Lourdes Leon as we know her, is a upcoming fashion queen with her 80′s inspired styles…but there are some things that she does not like….gladiator sandals, for instance. For a teenager, she writes well and for Madonna’s daughter, we would expect no less.

She’s helping launch the Material Girl Collection and took to the official blog to introduce herself. Text after the jump! (continue reading…)