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Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato did a photo shoot for Teen Vogue back when they were still dating. Now that they’ve gone their separate ways, TV has decided to change their lovey dovey relationship cover into a “Denim Issue”. Crafty.

They do make a cute couple, though, don’t you think so?

Lindsay Lohan and her clan are slated to appear in an upcoming reality show that centers around their daily lives. Because we don’t already see Lindsay leaving rave parties and trying her best to cover up that SCRAM bracelet every day, right?

Dina Lohan said, “We have already started filming. The cameras follow us in our daily lives and as we promote our businesses. I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don’t have the crazy lives that some people claim we do. The show will feature my kids, and Lindsay will also appear in some episodes, although she’s very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines. We’re discussing a deal with a major network.”

Lindsay is just so busy! She must be busy getting into nasty porno mode for her role as Linda Lovelace in Inferno. Must not take that much preparing, hmmm?

Note: The tragic photo above is from her Ralph magazine photo shoot. I think “ralph” is just what it makes you want to do. Seriously, who thought this would be cute?

Despite the rumors that Justin Bieber’s mother, Pattie Mallette, was approached by Playboy and offered $50,000 to show her assets, his rep has denied the claims, saying they are “completely false”.

His rep issued a statement today, saying, “The rumors that Pattie Mallette is in talks with Playboy Magazine to appear in an upcoming issue are completely false. She has never been approached by Playboy magazine nor has she approached Playboy. This story is utterly erroneous, without a shred of truth. Consider this denial the final word on the matter.”

And there you have it! Did you really think the rumors were real anyway?

Lenny Kravitz was meandering along a street in New Orleans when he “heard some strange music” and had to investigate. He happened upon the VOC choir performing his song, Fly Away, and decided to join in. First, he manned the drums, but the singer gave him the microphone, prompting him to sing.

Check out the cool video after the jump! (continue reading…)

In case you missed it, Chris Brown really busted a Michael Jackson move at the BET Awards last night. He donned his best MJ gear and danced until he got emotional and cried. Given that it was just after the one year anniversary of Michael’s death, you would think he would’ve gotten emotional about his idol. But no….

Hollywood Life reports:

In addition to his onstage meltdown, the REAL waterworks occurred backstage, HollywoodLife.com can exclusively report. “This night saved my life, and my career. Thank you for everything,” he told pal Ray J backstage. The men hugged twice before Chris started welling up once again. Our eyewitness adds that his tears were genuine, and he seemed both relieved and elated to finally have his career back on track.

He might as well have just said, “I’ve waited an entire year to cry onstage so that people will love me again. Thanks MJ!”

Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil was busted for drunk driving in Las Vegas last night at around 11:16 pm.

He is currently being held at Clark County jail with a $2,000 bond. His wife is reportedly heading there now to spring him from the clink.

TMZ reports:

Shortly before Neil was arrested, the rocker appeared at his Las Vegas restaurant — Vince Neil’s Tres Rios.

Any press is good press? We’ll see about that one.

Chris Brown paid tribute to the King of Pop tonight at the BET Awards. He did his dance moves while wearing his respective Michael Jackson attire. He even shed real tears.

I know I’m gonna catch it for this, BUT I have to wonder if he saved up all those tears until he was relevant again? Seriously, hasn’t his career been in the crapper lately?

Radio DJs have shunned him and he’s even had to tweet about getting fans to call in to have his music played on the radio. Are you buying that he’s turned over a new leaf?

Or was this all just a good PR move on his part? What do you think?

Update: Video is after the jump! (continue reading…)

Gorillaz took to the stage at Glastonbury with a surprise special guest – Snoop Dogg!

They performed Clint Eastwood with the rapper to end their set at the festival and it was pretty awesome. Seriously, how can you not love Snoop?

Check out the video after the jump! (continue reading…)

During a recent interview, singer Katy Perry sparked rumors that she had already tied the knot with actor Russell Brand.

Daily Star reports:

Chatting about the Get Him To The Greek star on Graham’s BBC chat show, the California Gurls hit-maker said: “Life’s never dull with him, that’s why I married him.”

After shocked gasps from the host and the studio audience, Katy quickly backtracked, saying: “That’s why I’m marrying him.”

It sounds like she’s covering something up! Let’s see the pics!

Lady Gaga and President Barack Obama aren’t even categorized in the same class of people. He’s the leader of the free world and she’s a queen of pop.

They have nothing in common, except for their quest for Facebook popularity.

CNN reports:

As of early Friday, Obama was in the lead, with 9,058,881 fans. Lady Gaga trailed behind with 9,023,966.

Both of them were more than 4 million fans behind the No. 1 individual, Michael Jackson, who had 13,285,811. The singer died a year ago.

Who are you rooting for? Go Gaga!! Show him your teeth!!

Choose Gaga or Barack at each of their respective Facebook pages. Who do you choose??

Mena Suvari has tied the knot with husband Simone Sestito, after dating for three years.

The couple wed Saturday in a ceremony at a private church in Vatican City, according to sources. They were said to have chosen that location because his family lives nearby.

A guest said, “The ceremony was truly unique and Mena looked breathtaking. They are very much in love.”

Congratulations to the happy couple!!

Rumors were flying that Fergie was set to break away from the Black Eyed Peas. Reportedly, she and Will.I.Am had been having arguments and Fergie was saying that she wanted to start a family with husband, Josh Duhamel.

Will took to his official Twitter account to talk about the rumors. He tweeted, “Don’t belive gossip about fergie leaving the group (we are never breaking up) its all lies!!!”

Are you glad they’re not breaking up? I wish Fergie would do another solo album, though, because Big Girls Don’t Cry is still my favorite song by her.

Lady Gaga took to the stage at Elton John’s White Tie & Tiara Ball and performed her new song, You And I.

The Telegraph reports:

“It’s a Lady Gaga Wonderland,” said Sir Elton, as he mingled in the grounds with 650 guests, many of whom appeared bemused by the strait-jacketed performance artists dangling from the trees, and the “men-in-white-coats” and “bandaged” waiters serving cocktails in medicine bottles, and canapés in metal surgical trays.

“We’re all ga-ga tonight,” said Christina Juffali, the wife of the Saudi billionaire, Walid Juffali, resplendent in Oscar de la Renta couture, and a choker of Chopard “gold diamonds”.

Check out the performance of the song, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Celebrities at the L.A. premiere of Eclipse – Amy Grindhouse

Adam Lambert kisses another boy – Celebrity VIP Lounge

Justin Bieber’s a hermaphrodite? – Hollywood Dame

Lindsay Lohan prepares for her porn role – I Need My Fix

Michael Jackson’s death date today – Celebrity Smack

Some favorite MJ videos – Dipped In cream

Tori Spelling still talks to Farrah Fawcett…umm, okay – Starcasm

Jonas Brothers are set to tour again – Gossips Anonymous

Original Kinks bassist Pete Quaife has died – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Britney Spears has reduced her medications to get pregnant? – Poor BRitney

Bruce Willis shakes things up – Busy Bee Blogger

Even though there were rumors stating that Miley Cyrus broke things off with her Australian boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, she came out to say that they were still together. Sources have revealed that she may have had a little bit of help with getting back together with him.

Celebitchy reports:

Miley Cyrus’ father Billy Ray has begged Liam Hemsworth to move back in with Miley – because Billy Ray thinks his out-of-control 17-year-old daughter needs a babysitter!

Billy Ray initially disapproved when Miley moved 20-year-old Liam into her LA home, but after her latest shocking antics, he’s reconsidered.

In the most recent months, Miley has gotten her ear tattoo’d, gone without undies and has been shaking her moneymaker wherever she can get away with it. And what about that lap dancing video? I guess she really can’t be tamed…

A source said, “Some of this was calculated. But there’s no denying Miley’s got a wild streak. But now Billy Ray sees that Miley needs all the supervision possible, and he’s begged Liam to go back to Miley…he’s at his wit’s end as to how rein her in.”

Billy Ray and Tish see that Liam has calmed her down a bit. Billy Ray was said to be relieved when Liam moved back in with her.

What he really needs to do is lay the parental smackdown on her already. She’s not 18 yet and he should still try to maintain some level of control over her craziness. It seems that her parents have been asleep at the wheel here.

Rumor has it that pop princess Britney Spears has developed a bit of a crush on her female psychologist.

A source claimed, “Britney was interested in her doctor sexually. And she actually thought the doctor was interested in her also, because the shrink’s approach to Britney was so different from other doctors. Britney mistook the doctor’s patience and kindness for flirtation.”

If Britney really wanted to be with a woman, she’d just do it. So I’m not buying this at all. Are you?

Jeremy London is continuing on with the BS regarding his alleged kidnapping. He actually thinks that we’re buying into this load of horse crap!

Now that he has tried to feed us the most illustrious story ever, he has slapped his mother, brother and his sister-in-law with lawsuits, so that they won’t speak the truth about Jeremy and his addiction issues. Lovely.

His alleged kidnapper, Brandon Adams, has spoken about the incident, as well. He said, “There was no gun. There was never a pipe. We got drunk and I hooked him up with some Ecstasy and Xanax and we took a joyride and partied for hours…As soon as we got in the car, Jeremy asked us if we could get him five xanax and five oxycontin. Melissa was asking for xanax too. I told him I could hook him up but that I wanted a couple of beers. He agreed.”

This side of the story is definitely more plausible. I’m not buying that these druggies cared enough to let his wife, Melissa, be dropped off so that they could continue terrorizing Jeremy. It just doesn’t make sense. What also doesn’t make sense is how he thought the public would buy his story of this guy “making” him do crack. Crackheads don’t share…

Because all men are pigs, enjoy Katy Perry topless on the front cover of the August issue of Esquire magazine.

You’re welcome. (Click icon for much larger photo)

On last night’s Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek announced a new category, Alex Meets Auto-tune. The clues are song lyrics, but read by Alex in an auto-tuned voice.

Have a look at the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Here’s Beyonce with her husband Jay-Z, only he’s not in the picture because she totally looks homeless here. Seriously, did she fire her stylist or just decide to wing it?

The duo were headed out for a casual (obviously) night for the Avenue’s one-year anniversary party. Stars should never wing it, I decided.

I can’t be sure, but it looks like Jessica Simpson has searched through the dumpsters and has retrieved some crap that Kesha would be ashamed to wear in public. And that’s saying a lot for the John Travolta look-alike.

Someone needs to fire their stylist STAT!

Willie Nelson is weeping at this mockery. That is all.

In defense of Kristen Stewart’s rape comment, Robert Pattinson talked to Entertainment Weekly to set the record straight.

He said, “None of those associations came out and gave a statement [criticizing Kristen] without being called upon by the media first–who were doing it specifically to get hits on their websites. That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone. All they need is to get a salacious headline and people click on it, because it’s easy. And it’s quite good being part of these ‘Twilight’ films because you have to give so many interviews all the time, you can defend yourself. That’s the only way. All of us stick together, as well. There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs.”

So, we’re all nerds with our little blogs? Why didn’t he take that a step further and insinuate that we all still live in our mother’s basements and still ask to borrow her car. Oh, that’s right, because then he’d have to be witty. Scratch that.

Just writing about Kim Kardashian makes me feel like my IQ has dropped, so I’ll keep it brief.

Apparently, the reality “star” has moved on from her long-term relationship with Reggie Bush and rumored fling with Cristiano Ronaldo to Dallas Cowboys’ wide receiver, Miles Austin. She gets around!

A snitch said, “They met at a restaurant in L.A. a few months ago and exchanged numbers and have been talking ever since. They’ve had a few dates and it’s going really well. They’re taking it slow. She thinks he’s a really good guy. He’s really sweet to her…He thinks Kim is his dream girl.”

Then his standards must be really low!