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Mena Suvari has tied the knot with husband Simone Sestito, after dating for three years.

The couple wed Saturday in a ceremony at a private church in Vatican City, according to sources. They were said to have chosen that location because his family lives nearby.

A guest said, “The ceremony was truly unique and Mena looked breathtaking. They are very much in love.”

Congratulations to the happy couple!!

Rumors were flying that Fergie was set to break away from the Black Eyed Peas. Reportedly, she and Will.I.Am had been having arguments and Fergie was saying that she wanted to start a family with husband, Josh Duhamel.

Will took to his official Twitter account to talk about the rumors. He tweeted, “Don’t belive gossip about fergie leaving the group (we are never breaking up) its all lies!!!”

Are you glad they’re not breaking up? I wish Fergie would do another solo album, though, because Big Girls Don’t Cry is still my favorite song by her.

Lady Gaga took to the stage at Elton John’s White Tie & Tiara Ball and performed her new song, You And I.

The Telegraph reports:

“It’s a Lady Gaga Wonderland,” said Sir Elton, as he mingled in the grounds with 650 guests, many of whom appeared bemused by the strait-jacketed performance artists dangling from the trees, and the “men-in-white-coats” and “bandaged” waiters serving cocktails in medicine bottles, and canapés in metal surgical trays.

“We’re all ga-ga tonight,” said Christina Juffali, the wife of the Saudi billionaire, Walid Juffali, resplendent in Oscar de la Renta couture, and a choker of Chopard “gold diamonds”.

Check out the performance of the song, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Celebrities at the L.A. premiere of Eclipse – Amy Grindhouse

Adam Lambert kisses another boy – Celebrity VIP Lounge

Justin Bieber’s a hermaphrodite? – Hollywood Dame

Lindsay Lohan prepares for her porn role – I Need My Fix

Michael Jackson’s death date today – Celebrity Smack

Some favorite MJ videos – Dipped In cream

Tori Spelling still talks to Farrah Fawcett…umm, okay – Starcasm

Jonas Brothers are set to tour again – Gossips Anonymous

Original Kinks bassist Pete Quaife has died – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Britney Spears has reduced her medications to get pregnant? – Poor BRitney

Bruce Willis shakes things up – Busy Bee Blogger

Even though there were rumors stating that Miley Cyrus broke things off with her Australian boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, she came out to say that they were still together. Sources have revealed that she may have had a little bit of help with getting back together with him.

Celebitchy reports:

Miley Cyrus’ father Billy Ray has begged Liam Hemsworth to move back in with Miley – because Billy Ray thinks his out-of-control 17-year-old daughter needs a babysitter!

Billy Ray initially disapproved when Miley moved 20-year-old Liam into her LA home, but after her latest shocking antics, he’s reconsidered.

In the most recent months, Miley has gotten her ear tattoo’d, gone without undies and has been shaking her moneymaker wherever she can get away with it. And what about that lap dancing video? I guess she really can’t be tamed…

A source said, “Some of this was calculated. But there’s no denying Miley’s got a wild streak. But now Billy Ray sees that Miley needs all the supervision possible, and he’s begged Liam to go back to Miley…he’s at his wit’s end as to how rein her in.”

Billy Ray and Tish see that Liam has calmed her down a bit. Billy Ray was said to be relieved when Liam moved back in with her.

What he really needs to do is lay the parental smackdown on her already. She’s not 18 yet and he should still try to maintain some level of control over her craziness. It seems that her parents have been asleep at the wheel here.

Rumor has it that pop princess Britney Spears has developed a bit of a crush on her female psychologist.

A source claimed, “Britney was interested in her doctor sexually. And she actually thought the doctor was interested in her also, because the shrink’s approach to Britney was so different from other doctors. Britney mistook the doctor’s patience and kindness for flirtation.”

If Britney really wanted to be with a woman, she’d just do it. So I’m not buying this at all. Are you?

Jeremy London is continuing on with the BS regarding his alleged kidnapping. He actually thinks that we’re buying into this load of horse crap!

Now that he has tried to feed us the most illustrious story ever, he has slapped his mother, brother and his sister-in-law with lawsuits, so that they won’t speak the truth about Jeremy and his addiction issues. Lovely.

His alleged kidnapper, Brandon Adams, has spoken about the incident, as well. He said, “There was no gun. There was never a pipe. We got drunk and I hooked him up with some Ecstasy and Xanax and we took a joyride and partied for hours…As soon as we got in the car, Jeremy asked us if we could get him five xanax and five oxycontin. Melissa was asking for xanax too. I told him I could hook him up but that I wanted a couple of beers. He agreed.”

This side of the story is definitely more plausible. I’m not buying that these druggies cared enough to let his wife, Melissa, be dropped off so that they could continue terrorizing Jeremy. It just doesn’t make sense. What also doesn’t make sense is how he thought the public would buy his story of this guy “making” him do crack. Crackheads don’t share…

Because all men are pigs, enjoy Katy Perry topless on the front cover of the August issue of Esquire magazine.

You’re welcome. (Click icon for much larger photo)

On last night’s Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek announced a new category, Alex Meets Auto-tune. The clues are song lyrics, but read by Alex in an auto-tuned voice.

Have a look at the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Here’s Beyonce with her husband Jay-Z, only he’s not in the picture because she totally looks homeless here. Seriously, did she fire her stylist or just decide to wing it?

The duo were headed out for a casual (obviously) night for the Avenue’s one-year anniversary party. Stars should never wing it, I decided.

I can’t be sure, but it looks like Jessica Simpson has searched through the dumpsters and has retrieved some crap that Kesha would be ashamed to wear in public. And that’s saying a lot for the John Travolta look-alike.

Someone needs to fire their stylist STAT!

Willie Nelson is weeping at this mockery. That is all.