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Lady Gaga has become known for her crazy fashion sense and those shoes! She usually wears these shoes, which were designed by Noritaka Tatehana, and has had no trouble walking.

Earlier today, however, was a completely different story. She lost her balance and fell down! She better take better care in her choice of footwear. She’s lucky she didn’t break an ankle or two.

Yesterday, reports hit the internet that Lindsay Lohan planned on promoting her new 6126 line of handbags by posing nude with her SCRAM bracelet on. Reportedly, she was set to ask the police department to be on-hand so that the bracelet could be removed.

Today, she has taken to her official Twitter account to say that the rumors aren’t true.

She tweeted, “Can’t wait for 6126 handbags! Loving chatter about new collection…contrary to rumors, I’ll be fully clothed for the campaign! Stay tuned!!”

I’ll bet she’s wearing some kind of hideous boots in the shoot, too. She’s no longer flaunting that thing like it’s 2006.

Rihanna & Matt Kemp have dinner together – Amy Grindhouse

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt are technological geniuses – Popbytes

Is Danielle Staub a lesbian? – Starcasm

William and Harry and Becks, oh my! – Dipped In Cream

Nicole Richie’s probation extended – Pop Eater

Twilight frenzy begin in Los Angeles! – I Need My Fix

New Eclipse movie stills – Hollywood Dame

Leaked Cosmo shot of Britney Spears? – Poor Britney

Vanessa Carlton is bisexual…and no one cares – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Spartacus takes Ice-T & Coco for a walk – Busy Bee Blogger

Hailey Glassman speaks out! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr are engaged – Have U Heard

After Lady Gaga invaded the Mets game, she flipped off the photographers who were seemingly more interested in her than the game. Afterward, she was given Jerry Seinfeld’s private box to enjoy the rest of the game, in peace.

Now, the comedian is hitting back at the singer, calling her a jerk and saying that he hates her. He said, “This woman is a jerk. I hate her. I can’t believe they put her in my box, which I paid for. You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now?”

He didn’t stop there, either. He said, “I wish her the best….You take one ‘A’ off of that and you’ve got gag. I don’t know what these young people think or how they promote their careers. I’m older, I’m 56. I look at Lady Gaga the way Keith Hernandez watches these kids when they pull the pocket out, they wear the inside-out pocket….Do you think he understands that? He can’t understand that. That’s a new game, that’s kids. I’m not one of these ‘all publicity is good publicity’ people. People talk about you need exposure – you could die of exposure.”

Ugh. He is a comedian. Think he was joking?

If you haven’t yet heard of the craptastic music produced by Nikka Costa, then please save your eardrums the bother. Her song, Ching Ching Ching would sound so much better if a three-year-old banged some pots and pans together and counted to five in Chinese.

Yes, it’s really that bad. I don’t recommend this at all, that is, unless you’re intentionally waging war against your ears. Then, by all means, go for it.

I listened to it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. (continue reading…)

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub took a whack at singing, just like Atlanta housewife Kim Zolciak. Unfortunately for Danielle, the sound was similarly dismal.

Have a look at the video after the jump and let us know what you think of her singing debut! (continue reading…)

Here’s a hilarious video of Kesha’s one hit Tik Tok mashed up with scenes from the original Star Trek series. Because you know Jim and Spock were hittin’ the bottle and Jim was trying to hook up with every blue lady within transporter range.

Check out the funny video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Lady Gaga’s followup album to The Fame Monster is yet to be titled and has no release date, but Gaga has revealed a few tidbits about the upcoming release. She said, “I’ve been working on it for months now, and I feel very strongly that it’s finished right now. It came so quickly. Some artists take years; I don’t. I write music every day.”

She’s set to get a tattoo of the album title on her body and then release a photo of it on New Year’s Eve this year. She’s making us wait too long!

As far as the subject matter for the new album is concerned, Gaga is moving toward a bit of politics. She said, “Why are we still talking about ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’? It’s like, what f*cking year is it? It makes me crazy! And I have been for three years baking cakes — and now I’m going to bake a cake that has a bitter jelly. The message of the new music is now more bitter than it was before. Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.”

Are you excited????

Contrary to popular belief, Miley Cyrus actually does own a pair of pants. Who knew?

The teen singer was seen performing three songs at the House of Blues in Los Angeles on Monday Night. She sang, Can’t Be Tamed, My Heart Beats For Love and Party In The USA for the crowd.

Check out the videos after the jump! (continue reading…)

Taylor Lautner was suffering and in pain after carrying his Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, after the shot took all day to film. When filming Eclipse, the producers had Kristen in a harness so it would look like Taylor was carrying her, but that didn’t look realistic.

He said, “There’s a scene where I’m carrying Kristen, and it’s also, like, four pages of dialogue. We actually had plans, a rig that was basically going to carry her, and I was just going to pretend that I was carrying her. We got there on the day, and the rig didn’t look very natural. They were like, ‘What are we doing to do?’ and I’m like, ‘I’ll just carry her. She’s like, what, 110 pounds? It’s no big deal!’ We filmed that scene all day long. Did the wide shot, did my close-up, did her close-up, the back shot, everything. It was so hard…It was painful.”

Poor kid. However, a good actor will suffer for his art. Or so I’ve heard…

I guess Katy Perry doesn’t have all of the moves that she thinks she does, because she just tweeted about her “17 stitches”. Apparently, during her performance at the Much Music Video Awards, her dance moves failed her, giving her an injury.

She tweeted, “17 stitches later… Don’t make fun of my dance moves tomorrow. That’s what got me here in the 1st place! Thanks for the souvenir Canada :)!”

Get well soon Katy! And please stop making music. Kthnxbai.