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Eighties pop pioneer Cyndi Lauper is gearing up to star in a new reality show.

She is said to be teaming up with Survivor producer Mark Burnett, for the untitled show. She will appear alongside husband David Thornton and their son, Declyn, for the new comedy show.

I wonder what they’re going to call it? Hopefully it will be something catchy and cool, just like Cyndi’s songs.

Of course Amy Winehouse’s parents approve of her new boyfriend, Reg Traviss. He doesn’t dress like he’s homeless and so far he hasn’t gotten Amy addicted to anything other than a better wardrobe. So, he can’t be that bad, can he?

Mitch Winehouse said, “He’s a really nice chap. They’re very fond of each other, so we will have to see how it goes.”

Amy’s mother Janice feels the same. She said, “You just want to see your child happy and healthy and if Reg can help Amy stay in a place like that, then it’s a good thing. Amy, bless her, is a little girl in love. I think it’s what’s called early days, but it’s great for me to see Reg making her so happy. She seems to like everything about him.”

What’s not to like? He’s well dressed and he doesn’t have an expensive drug habit. I’m sold. Now where’s our new album, Amy?

Lindsay Lohan is so classy, I can hardly contain myself. Apparently, she’s set to shoot a new campaign for her 6126 handbags line – and she’s not letting that pesky SCRAM bracelet get in the way.

Contact Music reports:

Insiders report Lohan has agreed to strip off and roll around on a bed for the shoot, which will take place in Los Angeles next month.

Reportedly, the photographer said that she would ask if the police would be present during the shoot so that the device could be removed. Otherwise they might leave it in or airbrush it out. My money’s on airbrushing….and they’ll probably Photoshop the ankle jewelry, too.L

It must be news to Perez Hilton that Miley Cyrus possesses a vagina. For a gay man, he seems to be obsessed with it. Last Sunday, he shocked everyone by tweeting an uncensored upskirt photo of the former Hannah Montana star. Just last night, he did it again.

He seemingly hasn’t learned anything from the first stunt, which possibly caused him to worry. Now, he’s done it again. He tweeted, “Oh, #Miley! Warning: If you’re easily offended, do NOT click here [Redacted for obvious douchebaggery]”

Heidi Montag’s hunger for fame knows no bounds. Since she has announced plans to divorce husband Spencer Pratt, she has failed to sell her “love story” with Spencer’s friend and security guard Cougar Zank. Now, she’s got her sights set on teen singer Justin Bieber.

Why not? It’s not like they’re going to actually get together, right? She’ll probably end up using him for all of the press she can get. That’s what we’ve come to expect from her and Spencer, so why should this be any different?

Despite her ever-changing appearance, Heidi is only 23, so she’s closer to his age than Kim Kardashian. But, again, there’s that thing about being illegal. That should stop her, right?

Heidi tweeted, “Now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ;)! I’m closer to your age.”

Ugh. Anything to keep her name in the headlines, right?

Despite saying that they had no plans to release an album this year, Radiohead has decided to do just that.

Contact Music reports:

In a new interview, guitarist Ed O’Brien said, “We’re in the heart of the record. It’s genuinely exciting. It’s very different from what we did last time. It’s really nice to be doing this. It’s so good to be making music with the band that you feel is still as good as it’s ever been. Ideally, it would be great if it came out sometime this year. It has got to. I hope so. We’re at the finishing line. When you’re making a record, a film, writing a book for ages and ages, you think the finishing line is miles away. Now it feels it’s in touching distance. But of course, it being a creative process, at the last bit also, you have bursts of energy, you achieve a lot of things in a small period of time and then you’re nearly there, it might slow down. But yeah, hopefully it will be a matter of weeks.”

Will you buy their upcoming album? I will if they do it like they did In Rainbows.

I was feeling sorry for underage star Miley Cyrus when Perez Hilton showed off that illegal photo of her, but this is just getting to be too much. Apparently, Miley changed outfits more than a few times during the MMVAs and each outfit was just as racy as the last.

Sheesh, we know that she “can’t be tamed”, but good lord! She needs to at least try and tone it down while she’s still a minor. I guess sex sells, no matter how old you are, right?

Ugh.

Maroon 5′s new song, titled, Misery, has been leaked onto the internets and it’s pretty catchy!

Check out the song, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Lady Gaga is auctioning the necklace made famous in her video for Pokerface and all of the proceeds will go toward the Lupus Foundation of America.

Lupus is a disease that is close to Gaga’s heart. Her aunt, Joanne, had succumbed to the disease, prompting Gaga herself to get tested. She said, “Lupus is in my family, and it is genetic.” It was found that she was borderline positive for the condition.

Look To The Stars reports:

The necklace up for auction was designed by Brian Lichtenberg. The metallic accessory will go on sale on winnit.com on June 24th. The item will go to the most unique lowest bidder. Users will be asked to donate one dollar to participate in the charity auction. Be sure to log on and sign up to take your part at a chance to win a priceless item, and to help a well-worth it charity.

Donate and make a difference!

Kim Kardashian was only trying to enjoy a nice lunch when a woman at a nearby table breastfed her baby…without a cover! Oh the humanity!

She said, “EWW Im at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby w no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper.”

Apparently that caused a bit of a ruckus, because Kim then went on the defensive. She tweeted, “Misunderstood tweet-The woman had her boobs out at restraunt yest feeding then laid her on table and changed her w the food there.Unsanitary. My sister breast feeds! Its a natural beautiful thing, there’s nothing wrong w it, but she covers herself, not w her boobs exposed. And you DON’T change a dirty at the dinner table…u use the restroom. Everyone was complaining! Just unsanitary.”

Raise your hand if you’ve never seen Kim’s boobs exposed. *Crickets* No one? I thought not. Moving on. And she’s one to talk about unsanitary? Aren’t her sisters on their stupid reality show giving each other Brazilian waxes? Check your own backyard before tweeting random nonsense, Kim. Or can’t you see the backyard due to that ginormous booty?

On Friday night, Lady Gaga appeared at Tribeca’s Duane Park and performed Someone To Watch Over Me, much to the delight of the crowd. Owner Marisa Ferrarin said, “This week with a shot of magic towards the end of the second set, Lady Gaga and entourage showed up to support good friend Brian Newman and wowed the audience by singing ‘Someone To Watch Over Me.’

She wore Alexander McQueen, ate dinner and then allowed fans to have their pictures taken with her. Nice!

To see more photos of her performance, click here to go to the source.