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Lady Gaga has just revealed that her new single from The Fame Monster will be none other than Dance In The Dark.

The Music Network reports:

• Follows Lady Gaga’s first #1 TMN Hot 100 singles, Alejandro

• Dance In The Dark is the ninth single to emerge from The Fame/The Fame Monster albums, seven of which have been Top 5 ARIA singles

• The Fame Monster is a 3x Platinum-selling, #1 ARIA album

Now she needs to make an awesome video for it. I love this song, but I’m still left wondering when Teeth will be made into a video.

As soon as a celebrity of any stature gets arrested, there is a mug shot released almost immediately. So far, there has been nothing with Snooki. She was arrested earlier today on disorderly conduct charges, and yet there has been no visible proof.

Was it all a setup for the third season of Jersey Shore? We’ve seen a lot of photos from her drunken arrest, but no mug shot has been unveiled.

Come on, you know you want to see her “Slut” t-shirt as she mugs for the cameras at the jail, right?

Not wanting Lindsay Lohan to have the entire spotlight on her for being in jail, Snooki has just gotten arrested in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

There aren’t many reports yet as to what she’s been detained for, but we’ll keep you posted as soon as anything is available.

Can’t wait for the mug shot goodness!

Stay tuned…

Update: Cops busted Snooki for disorderly conduct. Stay tuned!

Reportedly, Lindsay Lohan’s actions were way too much for her to promote or star in that Linda Lovelace movie, Inferno. Wow, who knew that her DUI conviction and jail stint would drive off a movie about a porn queen? It’s madness, I tell you.

The Fab Life reports:

The producers of the much-buzzed-about Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, which was supposed to mark LiLo’s acting comeback, might be giving her the boot. Filming was supposed to begin in August, but a 90-day rehab stint would certainly make that hard. Word is the Lindsay will be replaced by Sarah Scott who is rumored to have met with the film’s producers yesterday.

Lindsay needs to take time to get clean anyways, so this is a good thing. She can’t come out of jail and rehab and do a porn movie. It just doesn’t seem like the right formula for a comeback.

Despite rumors that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are still together, she has just filed for divorce from him at a Santa Monica courthouse.

TMZ reports:

The move comes just 6 weeks after Heidi filed for separation … citing irreconcilable differences.

23-year-old Montag married 26-year-old Pratt in April 2009 — right before she underwent one of the most intense plastic surgery runs we’ve ever seen.

Think that’s the final nail in the coffin? Or is that for publicity too?

There are rumors flying that teen singer Justin Bieber likes to smoke weed. Just like the rest of the rumors surrounding the singer, it’s likely that this one is untrue as well. That is, unless you see him toking on a bong sitting between Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson while perusing the latest copy of High Times.

Otherwise they call it “acting”. Remember, this could be a shot from his upcoming stint on CSI.

Lady Gaga appears on the cover of the September 2010 issue of Vanity Fair UK and she appears to be completely nude.

Think that’s her poker face? And what’s up with that cover story? “Who is she? Why is she? Should you worry?”

Now that Simon Cowell has jumped from the American Idol ship, Ellen DeGeneres was shortly behind. And today, we’ve just learned that Kara DioGuardi has been canned, in favor of Jennifer Lopez. Wha?

And the rumors go on to reveal that the only remaining original judge will be Randy Jackson. He’s said to be joined at the judge’s table by J-Lo and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler.

Will you watch?

If you were getting used to seeing Ellen DeGeneres at the judge’s table on American Idol, then you can forget about it. After rumors that she was squabbling with Simon Cowell, he announced that he was leaving to grow his new show X Factor. Now, Ellen has just announced that she’s also jumping ship.

She took to her official website to say this:

A couple months ago, I let FOX and the “American Idol” producers know that this didn’t feel like the right fit for me. I told them I wouldn’t leave them in a bind and that I would hold off on doing anything until they were able to figure out where they wanted to take the panel next. It was a difficult decision to make, but my work schedule became more than I bargained for. I also realized this season that while I love discovering, supporting and nurturing young talent, it was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings. I loved the experience working on “Idol” and I am very grateful for the year I had. I am a huge fan of the show and will continue to be.

I wonder who they’re going to get to fill two vacant judge’s seats? Any guesses?

In news that surprises absolutely no one, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly still together.

Just like everything else with these two nitwits, the separation and divorce were all fake for publicity. A friend of Heidi’s, Lauren Stone, visited Heidi’s house….and lo and behold, Spencer was there, too. Who could’ve known that would’ve happened???

Lauren said, “I saw Spencer, he seems really normal. He actually showed us his new project he’s working on. He showed us a clip of the movie. I thought it was really funny. I think it’s about a lifeguard that’s trying to get girls. And the lifeguard is kinda like a douchebag type of guy not too cool.”

I was hoping that they would go away…but that doesn’t look like it’s going to happen anytime soon, does it?

Paris Hilton is adamant in letting everyone know that she did not get paid one million dollars to party with Malaysian business man Taek Jho Low.

She denied the claims that he paid for her to offend people on his yacht party, but her rep said that he is in fact, very generous.

Page Six reports:

“They are friends. Jho has invited Paris and her sister, Nicky, out to St. Tropez as friends. He has not paid her in any way, although he is extremely generous.”

Robert Pattinson likes it a little naughty naughty!

A snitch revealed that Rob likes it when girlfriend Kristen Stewart does a sexy stripper dance for him. She has been practicing the art of the striptease since taking lessons for her new movie, Welcome To The Riley’s…and Rob’s enjoying the perks.

A source revealed, “Kristen isn’t just good, she’s great with the sexy moves. She admits to friends she feels super sexy when she gyrates to the music and struts around. Ron already thought Kris was the sexiest woman in the world, but the first time she offered him a lap dance, he couldn’t believe his luck.”

I bet!!

Kate Major was not too pleased when photos of her naked surfaced on the internet last Friday. So much, that she’s filed a lawsuit against Michael Lohan for selling them off to the highest bidder.

TMZ reports:

It’s a cease and desist letter to Lohan which reads, “We have recently become aware that you are illegally selling or offering for sale one or more nude photographs of Ms. Major to kikster LLC and other websites.”

The letter states that the photos were taken without Kate’s knowledge and that she did not consent to them going public. Kate and her attorney are demanding that Michael stop pitching the pics.

A similar letter was sent to kikster.com demanding that it take down the photos.

Michael Lohan would NEVER do anything like that, right? He’s a religious man with morals and LULZ I CAN’T DO IT ANYMORE…HAHAHAHA

I tried, but I just can’t.

According to a new interview that Justin Bieber did with 98.5 KLUC Las Vegas, Justin talked to John Moug about his new album plans, television spots and any plans to purchase a house in sin city.

Check out the interview after the jump! (continue reading…)

Rumor has it that Jessica Simpson is being tapped to replace Simon Cowell at the judge’s table on American Idol. Whaaa?

Since Paula Abdul has been looking for dancers for her show, I guess that means that they couldn’t persuade her into returning to the show. A lot of names have been thrown around since Simon announced his departure, but Jessica Simpson? It just seems odd.

An inside snitch said, “She’s met with producer-creator Simon Fuller several times. They like her — she’s a good fit — and she likes it. Now it’s just a question of how to fit her in.”

As far as replacing Simon, the source said, “She’s not his replacement — they’re two entirely different personalities. This is part of a massive overhaul of the show. There may be more judges, more opinions.”

If you’re wondering whether or not this wreaks of her father Joe, it most certainly does. A spy added, “He’s been heavily involved with Idol. His client Travis Garland [also a client of Perez Hilton's] performed on the May 19 show. Joe was there to support him, and Jess wrote one of his songs. She’d be crazy to turn it down. She’ll just say things without thinking, and that’s what they want — that’s great TV!”

I think that last statement was written by dear old dad. “That’s great TV!” ??? Ummm no, that’s not great TV, that’s a trainwreck waiting to happen.

Justin Bieber may not like it when he gets chased down by 500 screaming fans while trying to make his getaway on a Segway, but he sure loves it when the girls show him the goodies.

Fame has its perks, so the 16-year-old singer has said. In a new interview, he said, “My mom has me on a tight leash and she’s being real protective so I gotta watch what I do. The girls show up wearing nothing sometimes or flash. I can’t lie. I’m 16, I don’t hate it.”

I’m still waiting on him to come out of the closet.

If you ever wondered why Lindsay Lohan went from starring in Disney movies and doing cutesy roles to her latest flicks as strippers and porn stars, then look no further than her father, Michael Lohan. He’s a douchebucket. True story.

This guy was said to have done drugs in front of her, acted out violently toward Lindsay and her mother Dina, and that’s just what we’ve heard….so far. Keep your friends close and your family closer!

Lindsay was a promising young actress before she got swallowed up whole by Hollywood. She got mixed up with the wrong crowd (we’re looking at you, Paris) and got mixed up even harder with drugs and booze. Living the fast life washes you out. Then, all of the sudden, you’re looking into the mirror at a modest 24-years-old, with your puffed out lips, washed out blond hair and stick thin figure, wondering how did all of this happen. (continue reading…)

Justin Bieber thought he was being slick by hanging out on his Segway in Glendale, Arizona yesterday. Little did he know, that there were tons of nefarious teenagers converging upon him at lightning speed.

He tried to make his getaway, but the girls mobbed him. Did he think that Segway could outmotor 800 rapid 12-year-olds? (continue reading…)

There are tons of lesbians that look like Justin Bieber, so when this photo popped up of the teenage singer, I just had to post it.

Why? Because it’s funny and we’re not fans, that’s why. Do you think Bieber likes pink?

Lady Gaga was photographed by Stuart Semple for latest cover of EastWest magazine and she looks fierce!

And in case the photo looks familiar, it’s because it’s the same photo used for the cover of a recent issue of Billboard magazine! (continue reading…)

In a new interview, Justin Gaston talks about his new album, Miley Cyrus and his singing career.

When asked about dating the famous teen queen, Justin says that he’s “over that” and “doesn’t want to be defined by who he’s in a relationship with.”

The interviewer asked if he’s thought of any titles for the album, he responds with “I’ve moved on” or “I don’t need you”.

What’s so funny about this video? Find out after the jump! (continue reading…)

Paris Hilton has been jetsetting in St. Tropez lately, airing out her goody parts using a fan and doing random gestures that she claims are innocent.

She was recently spotted, parting it up in a champagne buying duel with ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, but says that something she did was misconstrued as a Nazi salute.

Her rep said, “Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air as she always dances like that and was scratching [her] face when a photo was taken. The hat was not a Communist hat, it’s a military style hat from a club. Half of her family is Jewish and many of her friends are as well.”

Are you buying that?

Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife, Linda has just gotten engaged to her boy toy boyfriend, 21-year-old Charlie Hill!

Age doesn’t make a difference to these lovebirds, not one bit. Even though he was a grade under Linda and Hulk’s daughter, Brooke, age is just a number.

A source said, “Linda’s hubby-to-be was Nick’s friend before this whole relationship started. They started dating when Charlie was only 19.”

What do you think of their engagement? Destined to fail or true love?