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Lady Gaga has just revealed that her new single from The Fame Monster will be none other than Dance In The Dark.

The Music Network reports:

• Follows Lady Gaga’s first #1 TMN Hot 100 singles, Alejandro

• Dance In The Dark is the ninth single to emerge from The Fame/The Fame Monster albums, seven of which have been Top 5 ARIA singles

• The Fame Monster is a 3x Platinum-selling, #1 ARIA album

Now she needs to make an awesome video for it. I love this song, but I’m still left wondering when Teeth will be made into a video.

As soon as a celebrity of any stature gets arrested, there is a mug shot released almost immediately. So far, there has been nothing with Snooki. She was arrested earlier today on disorderly conduct charges, and yet there has been no visible proof.

Was it all a setup for the third season of Jersey Shore? We’ve seen a lot of photos from her drunken arrest, but no mug shot has been unveiled.

Come on, you know you want to see her “Slut” t-shirt as she mugs for the cameras at the jail, right?

Not wanting Lindsay Lohan to have the entire spotlight on her for being in jail, Snooki has just gotten arrested in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

There aren’t many reports yet as to what she’s been detained for, but we’ll keep you posted as soon as anything is available.

Can’t wait for the mug shot goodness!

Stay tuned…

Update: Cops busted Snooki for disorderly conduct. Stay tuned!

Reportedly, Lindsay Lohan’s actions were way too much for her to promote or star in that Linda Lovelace movie, Inferno. Wow, who knew that her DUI conviction and jail stint would drive off a movie about a porn queen? It’s madness, I tell you.

The Fab Life reports:

The producers of the much-buzzed-about Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, which was supposed to mark LiLo’s acting comeback, might be giving her the boot. Filming was supposed to begin in August, but a 90-day rehab stint would certainly make that hard. Word is the Lindsay will be replaced by Sarah Scott who is rumored to have met with the film’s producers yesterday.

Lindsay needs to take time to get clean anyways, so this is a good thing. She can’t come out of jail and rehab and do a porn movie. It just doesn’t seem like the right formula for a comeback.

Despite rumors that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are still together, she has just filed for divorce from him at a Santa Monica courthouse.

TMZ reports:

The move comes just 6 weeks after Heidi filed for separation … citing irreconcilable differences.

23-year-old Montag married 26-year-old Pratt in April 2009 — right before she underwent one of the most intense plastic surgery runs we’ve ever seen.

Think that’s the final nail in the coffin? Or is that for publicity too?

There are rumors flying that teen singer Justin Bieber likes to smoke weed. Just like the rest of the rumors surrounding the singer, it’s likely that this one is untrue as well. That is, unless you see him toking on a bong sitting between Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson while perusing the latest copy of High Times.

Otherwise they call it “acting”. Remember, this could be a shot from his upcoming stint on CSI.

Lady Gaga appears on the cover of the September 2010 issue of Vanity Fair UK and she appears to be completely nude.

Think that’s her poker face? And what’s up with that cover story? “Who is she? Why is she? Should you worry?”

Now that Simon Cowell has jumped from the American Idol ship, Ellen DeGeneres was shortly behind. And today, we’ve just learned that Kara DioGuardi has been canned, in favor of Jennifer Lopez. Wha?

And the rumors go on to reveal that the only remaining original judge will be Randy Jackson. He’s said to be joined at the judge’s table by J-Lo and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler.

Will you watch?

If you were getting used to seeing Ellen DeGeneres at the judge’s table on American Idol, then you can forget about it. After rumors that she was squabbling with Simon Cowell, he announced that he was leaving to grow his new show X Factor. Now, Ellen has just announced that she’s also jumping ship.

She took to her official website to say this:

A couple months ago, I let FOX and the “American Idol” producers know that this didn’t feel like the right fit for me. I told them I wouldn’t leave them in a bind and that I would hold off on doing anything until they were able to figure out where they wanted to take the panel next. It was a difficult decision to make, but my work schedule became more than I bargained for. I also realized this season that while I love discovering, supporting and nurturing young talent, it was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings. I loved the experience working on “Idol” and I am very grateful for the year I had. I am a huge fan of the show and will continue to be.

I wonder who they’re going to get to fill two vacant judge’s seats? Any guesses?

In news that surprises absolutely no one, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly still together.

Just like everything else with these two nitwits, the separation and divorce were all fake for publicity. A friend of Heidi’s, Lauren Stone, visited Heidi’s house….and lo and behold, Spencer was there, too. Who could’ve known that would’ve happened???

Lauren said, “I saw Spencer, he seems really normal. He actually showed us his new project he’s working on. He showed us a clip of the movie. I thought it was really funny. I think it’s about a lifeguard that’s trying to get girls. And the lifeguard is kinda like a douchebag type of guy not too cool.”

I was hoping that they would go away…but that doesn’t look like it’s going to happen anytime soon, does it?

Paris Hilton is adamant in letting everyone know that she did not get paid one million dollars to party with Malaysian business man Taek Jho Low.

She denied the claims that he paid for her to offend people on his yacht party, but her rep said that he is in fact, very generous.

Page Six reports:

“They are friends. Jho has invited Paris and her sister, Nicky, out to St. Tropez as friends. He has not paid her in any way, although he is extremely generous.”